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Words of wisdom ur Grandpa layed on ya when you were a kid

Tom Hill

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1) A woman doesn't really know what she wants until you give it to her, but it really doesn't matter, because she'll want something different soon anyway.
 

Tom Hill

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2) go out with cheerleaders all your life, but make no mistake they think they're doing you a favor by lying down. When it comes time to marry, make damn sure she's a whore..
 

Manivelle

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not to accept the situation passively
he came from a poor little farmer family

the other one just talked with his hand when needed.
i guess it was his way to guide me on the straight path.
 

lost in a sea

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1) A woman doesn't really know what she wants until you give it to her, but it really doesn't matter, because she'll want something different soon anyway.

one of the truest truths ever!

my grandad said:

"if you wee out there a bird will think its a little worm and peck it off"

 

DTFuqua

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Only thing I can remember any of my gramdfathers saying was talking about me being strange. My whole family is/was fucked up.
 
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Prairie Boy

"When everything goes for shit,the only friend you got is the dollar in your pocket"

Cheers PB
 
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fishwhistle

1)"If it flys,floats or fucks its cheaper to rent it''
2)"Free advice is usually worth as much as you paid for it"

R.I.P. grampa...
 
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Prairie Boy

Damn,folks,just read through the whole thred again and there is a ton of great stuff in these pages!

Funny thing,they're still schoolin us lol.

Thanks for sharing and keep em comming!


Cheers to all our Gramps!

PB
 
i only ever knew one of my great grandparent's, my mothers grandfather. for several years i went to his house for family gatherings, he was over 90 years old and continued working (butcher) until age 95. He never spoke a word to me (or about me) though. he was a very religious man so I imagine he would have some religious words to say to me, probabaly not much advice about chasing tails, downing pints of whiskey, or winning street fights.
 

vertigo0007

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"Don't be carrying your money in a wallet no more. Wiseguy got his money in a roll, like this.
Beaner on the outside."
 

pearlemae

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Never got to know my grandfathers they both passed when I was a babe. If they were still alive they'd be 137 years old. My dad was the youngest of 8 and the only one born in the 20th century he passed last year at 94.

Now I'm the grandpa, I've 11 grand kids and freely hand out advice, for what its worth.
 

foaf

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my grandfather taught me how to drive. I had a 1972 orange beetle. The first thing he did was mess up the mirrors so you couldnt use them and told me to learn to turn my head and not rely on mirrors.

I still turn my head to this day and I'm sure that it is good advice in general.
 

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