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Why do men expect us to...............

Hydro-Soil

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Hmmm.

My wife and I do everything together. I help her, she helps me. I put the seat up when I pee, she puts it down when she pees. I cook and wash dishes when I'm not working, she does the same when she's not working.

After working together for 10 years to have a great relationship... it's disgustingly obvious to see folks that haven't. *sigh*

Work -with- your mate, in the long run you'll be a LOT happier. That's being honest with each other and actively working to understand and work well with them. Yeah... it's a lot of work but it's worth it. Totally awesome what we have together. :D

Stay Safe! :blowbubbles:
 
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sweetestsin420

there are SOME womne that actually LIKE doing stuff for their man,and like cooking and cleaning and shit to feel feminine,im hispanic so i guess alot of latina woman fall into this category,i know i love cooking for my man and seeing his eyes lighth up when i bring the plate LOL,like a little puppy dog!haha
 
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Sacra Frasca

The man needs only this look which reaches the most sacred place in his soul, a look saying you are the only one, you make me feel a woman, my love. If I need to define the magnificence of our planet with only one word, I would say A WOMAN - because she is all - fascinating and life giving like a calm river, colourful and fragrant like a meadow full of flowers, proud and beautiful like a mountain but also harsh and respectful like a tropical storm, fiery and passionate like a burning desert. I tell my wife that I love her several times a day. For me the woman is the most powerful evidence of the perfection of the universe.
Regards, Sacra Frasca.
 
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BrnCow

OH goddamn...man that is weak shit! Sorry ladies but every time I have tried to be the nice guy, I end up walking away from the house with my clothes, going to the phone booth, calling a friend for a ride, renting a truck to move my shit, and being alone again. That idea of not having a set around women goes exactly no fucking where and the only way to get control back is to kick ass...and I am against that - I got daughters! If I met one of those ladies that wouldn't try to stomp my nuts if I was all time nice to her, hell, I'd keep her for sure...just do not think it really exsists...

I was siting in an Englewood,Co. bar (back in the week end drinking days - don't drink any now) talking to this red headed chick I knew. She sipped beer all day telling me how she wanted to meet a knight in shining armor and all that bs. All of a sudden, a biker slides his hog up to the door, she leaves her purse and cigarettes on the bar, jumps on the back and goes off and finally comes back just as the place was closing - smelling like she went and did the whole club house... yeah...knight in shining armor - BS! I finished her beer for her since it was getting warm and she was pouring it into a glass.....bar keep took her stuff and put it up... what a bunch of bullshit!
 

Avinash.miles

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there are SOME womne that actually LIKE doing stuff for their man,and like cooking and cleaning and shit to feel feminine,im hispanic so i guess alot of latina woman fall into this category,i know i love cooking for my man and seeing his eyes lighth up when i bring the plate LOL,like a little puppy dog!haha

glad this came up, thanks sweetestsin
im thinkin u may be onto something w the latina's ....

go easy brown cow....
 

teemu shalanie

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maybe thats where I went wrong, I got me a white grl,and she cant cook, .... need me a latina,.......,they r hard to come by up here in Canada ,lol maybe too cold em
haha
TS
 
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BrnCow

Already done the Latina thing....I do love my daughter but the mom is gone...married back into the culture to a low rent drunk that assaults her on occasion...
 

sso

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quickfix.

bash the head of your girl flat, with a beerstein to make a suitable table for the beerstein.

then grab her ears (her mouth should be suitably open by now.)

and voila (should have unzipped your jeans and pulled out the member for this.)


then use her disability check (which she should have now.)

to rent some old lady to clean your house and cook for you.

voila, perfect marriage.
 

skullznroses

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Ive got a younger woman, and so Im the one who knows how to do everything. Thats the way I like it. I like to provide so she can subside. She has a good job, and a decent body, and we share interests... but she definitely doesn't do anything I can;t do. I miss having a woman who could blow my mind with cooking, and did things without being asked too.

Its always a compromise. She's learning.. I train her hard. ONe day she might even surpass me who knows, I think woman are capable.
 

sso

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i went through several failed relationships, before i said "if it aint true love, then fuck it."


7 years went by, no relationships, no sex, then i met my wife.

Boom.

heart just went supernova at the sight of her (actually i just saw her chubby short leg as she came into the room and then it started (i do Not have a footfetish and im usually into long skinny legs without it being more than a "mjeh, up!", so it was weird but wonderful.)

its not a perfect marriage, but i couldnt do without her and couldnt leave her if i tried.

thought of her as my wife weeks after i met her (when i could think again.)

she´s an ugly old wonderful bitch and i love her. :)
 
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sweetestsin420

lmao "brown cow" haha????wth? haha,and cold weather sucksss and is bad for our health haha,we gotta be close to the equator man :huggg::peacock:

and skulzandroses^^lmaoo,,seriosly?? i train her hard??does that include a "good girl" when she does something good and a newspaper whupping when she messes up?lol :biggrin:

omg some of you guys are all kinds of crazy :blowbubbles:
 
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sweetestsin420

awww^^ you sound so happy,thats too rare nowadays man,so count your blessings sso :)
 
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sweetestsin420

asking you wife/hubby for help is a cute way to try to spend time with your s/o...even if you dont NEED the help,she will love you for asking,even if she SUCKS at giving help (like me lol)..

like even if its a chore like cleaning the dishes,cleaning the house,cutting the yard..itll be fun and cute and silly if you both make it that way lol,trust me women love spending time with their man
 
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toughmudderdave

OK....I have a different take on it, but it's all good.
asking you wife/hubby for help is a cute way to try to spend time with your s/o...even if you dont NEED the help,she will love you for asking,even if she SUCKS at giving help (like me lol)..

like even if its a chore like cleaning the dishes,cleaning the house,cutting the yard..itll be fun and cute and silly if you both make it that way lol,trust me women love spending time with their man
 

Kush_Master

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there are SOME womne that actually LIKE doing stuff for their man,and like cooking and cleaning and shit to feel feminine,im hispanic so i guess alot of latina woman fall into this category,i know i love cooking for my man and seeing his eyes lighth up when i bring the plate LOL,like a little puppy dog!haha

god bless latinas!
unfortunately the wimmen around here are white, ugly and cant cook for shit. they would propably call you a sexist asshole if you asked them to cook or clean.

meanwhile im dreaming of mamacitas with big booties who call me papi :biggrin:
 

castout

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I don't think it is sexist at all, because in our society, woman have always been the cook, maid, caretaker.....societal roles, that we play to this day. I personally think I am a better cleaner, than TOH, but he can grill his ass off. The only real problem is that he has that caveman mentality, that what ever he is doing, is man work, so it supercedes any work, that I am doing which is woman work......and I invariably drop what I am doing to help him. Societal roles!!!! We have been together for 11 years now, so we are a pretty well oiled machine...but he has his caveman moments for sure!!!!! Have a good one, and stay HIGH, it's better than being lOw!!!!
 
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sweetestsin420

kushmaster idk about all THAT lol,and i think its perfectly normal and even preffered if a woman takes care of her family and stuff..cooking,cleaning,whatever,its not sexist to me,i think most women have some kind of maternal type instinct where we WANT to take care of something lol
 
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