Why do men expect us to...............

[BigDawg]

this thread topic lacks context anyways...

if i were watching a football game, I would help my girlfriend or wife bring the groceries in if i knew she just got home from the store. If she expected me or asked me to help her put them away... get real... i'd go back to watching the football game on tv. Some women may not like that but there are plenty that would be grateful that you even got up to bring the groceries in from the car.

 

[lost in a sea]

lol its a cool thread this,,

men and women,, two sides of one coin,,

 

[bench warmer]

Voice announcement on overhead speaker:

"Clean up of sausage-fest in Women's Forum... Aisle B."

 

[Kitsym]

 

[BrnCow]

Women are territorial, spoiled brats needing a good spanking but will call the cops on a man if he tries it. They are mean to each other. They seek revenge and will do almost anything to get even. Once scorned. They don't like talking about it but that were made to fuck and seduce and enjoy the fuck out of it. Even to the point of seducing another woman's man. They lie with ease and are always doing unspoken shit in the background while you are at work or busy. The book say " their steps are movable so you canst not know them" and something about their steps leading down to hell...lol.. some are trust worthy but you never know until it is too late. ..gamers, shamers, tellers of your secrets to their friends...expensive and moody...Midol minutes appear out of the blue...but I love 'em...hahaha

 

[greenmatter]

i love my wife but i won't deny that she has the ability to drive me very close to insane at times (if she read that , she would smile and say something like "and you are always easy to get along with, right?") ......and she is right!

check the joke thread.... post #1395 is based on my reality ....... and i love my reality

 

[Weird]

because our first experiences in life are of a woman dropping everything else for us

 

[greenmatter]

IF that's the truth, someone forgot to give my ex-wife, Satan, the memo.

married her the first time too, but i remember her calling herself Legion ..... small world

 

[Hammerhead]

Allot of couples get married to soon. There is no way you will know someone in 3 months or even a few years. It takes years to understand there quirks. Why do we have such a high divorce rate in America. everyone gets mad,everyone has arguments but nobody is willing to communicate effectively.The first thing thats come up when the shit hits the fan is I want a divorce.

 

[supermanlives]

i dont ask the old lady to do anything but clean and do dishes. i do all cooking and just about everything else. she is always on the phone or watching bullshit opra or dr fool. errrrr

 

[Z-ro]

Honest Answer: Cause our shit is always more important than what you are doing.

Relationship Answer: Sorry baby, I was just being a dick...

I was talking about in the grow. I will be in the middle of cloning, and he will come and say "Babe, need you for a minute to hold this 2x4?". I immediately stop what I am doing, and go help. He was watering the other day, and I asked "Babe, can you come pass me the lil cups to be transplanted?" he turns around and says "Can't you see, I am busy?" I guess I was talking about the way women seem to programmed to drop what they are doing, and men are programmed to finish what they are doing. I was not trying to put TOH down, he is the best man I know. I am blessed that such a caring, kind, responsible, and loyal man, loves me. I wouldn't trade him for anything. It is just kind of a cosmic joke, that men and women understand absolutely nothing about the other, lol!!!!! But yeah, some real interesting responses.....some harsh shit, too, lol. Glad those of you who were harsh, didn't quite get what I was getting at. Ahhhh MEN, you are a mystery to me!!!!!

point proven!! he asked you to do something he couldnt finish without someones help, you asked him to pass you cups while he was watering... i would have done the exact same thing.

 

[mrcreosote]

The first thing thats come up when the shit hits the fan is I want a divorce.

Well you have to admit that nothing drives home the point of "F*ck off and die" quite as emphatically as being served divorce papers.

While still being alive and whole, of course.

Anyone remember Lorena Bobbit?

 

[lost in a sea]

they sowed his penis back on,, whats the problem ?

 

[greenmatter]

^^^^^ brother i know you are not doing too much gardening right now , but there is no fucking way you are that bored

 

[dddaver]

Viva la difference!

I'll NEVER figure women out. THAT'S what attracts us.

I sure liked what the princess said. Hey baby, want some candy?

Maybe it's just my perverted mind, but maybe this says it all. When I first read the original post my first thought was sexual. I'm thinking,"Handy?, hells yeah!", and then he whips it out. How many men first thought that? Now, how many women?

Only men get handys?

Again, VIVA LA DIFFERENCE!

 

[lost in a sea]

^^^^^ brother i know you are not doing too much gardening right now , but there is no fucking way you are that bored

well i had to look up who lorena bobbit was lol

bored as is possible for a couple months sadly,, starting a thousand peyote seeds soon though,, and other fun seeds so that will keep me busy,,

no dope though

dddaver i didnt think it was sexual at all lol,, but im with ya on the difference thing,,

life would be so boring if men and women were the same,, possibly more productive though,,

 

[castout]

Y'all are funny!!! The battle of the sexes rages on....................

 

[Hammerhead]

they sowed his penis back on,, whats the problem ?

They added a few inches

 

[Stoner4Life]

'cause our shits always more important

'cause our shits always more important




Honeeeeyyy....... could you please come
kick the stool out from underneath me???

 

[mrwags]

We men need to remember that AFTER Lorena Bobbit did her hack job she went to her car left the house and THEN threw it out the windows as she was driving away.

Bottom Line is: A women scorned is a spider mite that you can NEVER KILL and will lay waste to you and your weed until it decides to quit NOT YOU.


Now Mr Bobbit was eventually fixed with a few extra and went on to make a few million in porn so it goes to show men can make good out of bad any time sex is involved


Mr.Wags