What Was It That Made You Realized You Were A Stoner?

[Guest]

Ok here is the first of a series of Threads I'll be starting, because I'm tired of looking at the same ones over and over. Lets create some participation without confrontation.

Now here's my defining Moment at least one of them:

Driving home from a Buddies House Party in the whee hours of the morning. I came upon an Intersection and did the right thing and stopped at the Light. After about 10 Hazey, Red Eye scratching minutes at the light I got antsy. "What The Fuck Is Taking So Long I thought. Looking in each direction I figured Fuck It! I'm gonna run this Light. Nobody is even around! But after taking in the scenery I noticed I was at a Flashing Stop Sign Light that I have gone across hundreds of times going to and from my friends house.

So in a nutshell, when I sat at a Stop Sign thinking it was a Traffic Signal for 10 plus minutes I figured it out.............I'm a Big Fucking Stoner!

I got more but I want to read other peoples first!

Blatant

 

[chuckyoufarley]

ive done that man

 

[HashOil]

I realized i was a stoner when i was in highschool in the 11-th grade where i got to a party (totally fucked up) straight to school at seven o'clock in the morning.I enetered the the class room and i sat down.Just staring at the window for about 20 minutes or so....when i suddenly came back to reality and looked at the peole next to me.They were not my colleagues and they were looking very strane at me.
Their teacher was in the class too.
I thought i was dreaming for a moment.
:jawdrop:
BUT I WAS NOT!

sO....WTF?
I appologised myself and went straight home to get some sleep.

 

[cough_cough_eer]

We all have stoped at the stop sign waited for it to turn green.

We all have stoped at the stop sign waited for it to turn green.

Admit it!!!

I kinda do something about once a week or so that reminds me I'm a stoner.

most recent..... I was standing in line at Wendy's and looked out the window and saw pizza hut, realized I had ordered ordered a pizza on my way home.

 

[Guest]

Wow! Only three self realized Stoners? YOU GUYS SUCK! I guess I should have put Free Seeds in the Headline

Blatant

 

[Guest]

Ive lit empty bowls thousands of times. (Just did it reading this thread...)

Nothing gets you baked like imaginary pot.

Wow it just dawned on me, weed or not Im always baked!

: )

 

[Crazy Composer]

Sometimes I feel like Jim Breuer's character in Half Baked... Remember when the phone's ringing off the hook, and he walks one way, then changes direction, then goes back the other way, then changes direction again - all confused? hahaha! I do that sometimes. Especially if I'm cooking in the kitchen.

 

[Guest]

I've started the car to warm it up... then 30 minutes later thought I heard a car in the drive, and looked out the window to see who was here... ohshit its me, I was going somewhere... lol...

 

[Vapour]

Locked the front door, got to the van, drove back to the front door to check. Satisfied i drove away. Five mins later i'm wondering if i locked the door.

I've now developed it into an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and love it, getting the missus infected too!

 

[HashOil]

Locked the front door, got to the van, drove back to the front door to check. Satisfied i drove away. Five mins later i'm wondering if i locked the door.

I've now developed it into an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and love it, getting the missus infected too!

Wondering if i locked the door.....God it happens to me all the the

 

[Sinfuldreams]

Not sure WHEN I Realized

Not sure WHEN I Realized

The 1st time Was GREAT!
I was with a bunch of freinds who played in a garage band.
Any way the Drumer tells us the pot is called Rainbow.
he said it was Mix of Mexicans kinda threwn together,
this was in the late 70's. He rolled everyone a joint.
We smoked them and they all got Ripped.
I felt nothing.
Rick said that was normal for the 1st time and in the morning he filled a Bong Full for me.

I took the Bong hit and Coughed my heart out into my hands.
He laughed and said Now He's going to feel it!
After I stopped Hacking, I looked at Rick , and says....
"Ok, You'll feel a tingle, it's going to start at the Bottom of your Feet, and move up slowly to your ankels."

And Sure as shit I felt a funny tingle on the soles of my feet and slowly moved arounf my feet and ran up to my ankels.

He went on Saying..." It's a Nice warm tingling moving up your body, to your calfs, your thighs, your groin, your waist, moving up your arms now....." It was too!

It ran through my arms, and into my very finger tips. It was Bliss.
Then Rick said, "It's moving up your neck, to your face.............
To the Top your Head... Your Gone!" and I felt like I almost blacked out.

The Buzz was incredible, It was a White Fuzz, warm and tingley. I was not scared in the least. I didn't want it to end.

The I heard a Voice say, LOOK A RAINBOW.....
I Opened my eyes to view a Perfect Rainbow On the Wall.
Ricks Shouts.. " God Is Telling Us Something! "

I thought that was the funnest thing I had ever heard in my life... yet true!
I Laughed till tears where rolling down my face. Then I fuzzed out for a while.
Sin

 

[Guest]

I remember. . .

I remember. . .

I remember the first time I knew I was a stoner--I was in a bookstore, about 12-13 years old. I saw a high times calendar on the shelf, on the cover, I saw beautiful flowering virgins for the first time. I had already been smoking ganja, but once I saw what a real plant looked like in all its glory. . . I fell in love.

 

[Gantz]

i kept on forgetting if i had locked the door even before i was a stoner...so now it's no big deal

 

[cough_cough_eer]

The other night I had to climb though a window to get into my house (a whole other stoner moment, but we will stick to this part of it) A small window only opened about 9-10 inches high (to keep people out and let air in) anyway I'm fairly small (and with a lot of cursing) was able to squeeeeeese though. barley anyway I finally made it into the house only to find I forgot to lock the patio door that morning.Doh

 

[kim smith]

HaHa cough cough thats kinda what happened to me I was getting baked at a party and left my keys to the apt in my room well I climbed up a pipe on the wall of the building to the 2nd story opened the living room window fell behind the T.V after getting myself out of there my brother walked through the door and asked what I was doing the door was unlocked, so ya know your a stoner when lol.

 

[NOKUY]

I've started the car to warm it up... then 30 minutes later thought I heard a car in the drive, and looked out the window to see who was here... ohshit its me, I was going somewhere... lol...

I've done that, but I went way longer...started the truck at about 10pm...forgot, fell asleep, heard the truck still runnin when I woke up at 6am the next morning.

I also locked my keys in my truck while it was running.... on the Alaska hwy. in the middle of the Yukon. (middle of no-where)....got out to check the transmission fluid level (u do that w/ the vehicle running)....out of habit I locked the door. I sat there about 6 hrs until I got a ride to whitehorse, and paid out my ass for a locksmith....I should have broken the window, but it was in the middle of winter.

-yukon

 

[Mr. Nevermind]

When i was 17 I moved out of my home and got an apt with a friend. My smoking had just really stared to pick up . I knew we had people coming over that night and i had around 10k cash in my room. So i decided ( while high) to hide the money in my box spring so noone who cam eover would be able to find it or steal it . So later on after much more smoking i needed some cash to go get some munchies. I went to my room to where i kept the $$ and it wasnt there . I turned room inside out and found nothing. I went out , turned the music off and told every one to line up and i searched them all and found nothing. I went in my room pissed off, then i realized i hid the money in the box spring while i was high and forgot about it being there.

That pretty much gave me all the conformation i needed






Nevermind

 

[Guest]

last summer i had a few weeks where i went more than a few hours (except for the 6 hours or so of sleep at night, which i smoked right before) at a time without toking on a few bowls of some pretty good stuff, and this wasa while i was working as a host at a restaurant.......well after those few weeks when i couldn't really remember anything that happened and not being high felt really weird...............thats when i learned i was a stoner

 

[Closet Funk]

I first realized I was true stoner when I became interested in growing cannabis. Since then I've been obsessed with smoking the finest and growing the finest.

Now to some stoner moments. Me and my uncle were going to hardware store for a saw. We smoked on the way and got ripped. When we got there we ended up getting other shit and then remembered we forgot the saw on the way home. We also stopped at a vegetable stand and ended up getting a bunch and forgot to pay for it. What a day. 4 Life

 

[BBc16]

I knew I was a stoner or about to become one from right before I took my first hit. I was with my friends who smoked around me all the time. They had asked me a couple of times if I wanted to try it but never gave me crap if I didnt. Finally on a roady I was on with them they asked and I said sure why not. They told me what to do and I looked at them and said well guess I cant be president now and hit the bowl. From that point on I have never looked back. Plus a lot of my stoner stories sound a lot like your guys.

Peace
BBc16