What Was It That Made You Realized You Were A Stoner?

[Sativa_Fan]

I put joint papers on the grocery list. That was my reality check.

 

[Pythagllio]

The thing that made me realize I was a stoner was getting stoned.

Seriously, I knew within 20 minutes that I would be a lifelong aficianado. Dunno, that was July 1, 1977 so it's only been 29 years.

 

[Guest]

I show up to work. clock in and get working. 10 mins later i realized i didnt clock in. then i went to go clock in again and remembered i did. ya. i do shit like this all the fuckin time.

or ill set something down, talk to my wife, then be like oh shit wheres my____?

the wife, "its right there, you just set it down a few seconds ago."

 

[Guest]

These stories are great. I never considered myself a stoner really. My girlfriend said I was a pothead... but I never really smoked to get really baked...just to have a little enhancement. I wonder if this qualifies me for being a stoner... cuz I doubt it. I guess I have done some stonerish things I just don't really remember.

 

[Tunefull]

Lots of good(funny stories)

Myself there was no defining moment...I do get some moments when i am glad to be a stoner tho*smileS*

I dont often do silly things outside the house while stoned(if i go to buy stuff i keep a smoke for when i have finished(little reward))


Not so much a funny moment
But somit that tickled me
The other night I took my wife out for dinner(with 3 young kids we dont get many chances))
Anyway dinner was going fine.
not my cup of tea but i know the wife enjoys it
I be just as happy eating food in the house(but she knows this so it is good for brownie points(those who aint married will understand stuff like that in time)*winks*
Anyway to the point
The only time in the meal i perked up
Was when the waiter brought around a drinks/icecream menu....
He passed it to my wife
And just by the look
And the sound(the little wobble sound)
Of this menu(i had not even touched it yet)
I new it be perfect for roachs....
So i bored my wife for 10 mins talking about roach card*grins*


Damn i love my life(and hope others love there's aswell)

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Well, I've tried unlocking my front door with the electronic opener on my car keys.

I've put numerous items in odd places, milk under the sink, ect....

 

[alaeddin]

One day on the bus, in my right shoulder there started a crazy twitching. I get twitches often, but this was frantic, my shoulder muscle was frantically twitching. I concentrated on the twitch....twitch...twitch...hey this twitch is weird, how come I twitch just when I want to twitch? And why do I want to twitch so rhytmically? Very interesting how your body works...It took me about a minute to realize it was my cell phone in my backpack. At least the person calling was being patient.

 

[treble]

when I discovered I had left for work with my stash kit instead of my lunch cooler

treb

 

[GoodbyeBlueSky]

a few years ago i was smoking no less than an oz. a week...

i had to stop using pipes and bongs cause i would forget the bowl was going and just set it down. i had to smoke joints cause they just keep smoking... otherwise i wouldn't get high enough.

that's when i knew for sure i was a stoner (though to be honest, i highly suspected it even before)

 

[Alex-F]

I don't think I qualify as a stoner yet, my memory is far to good

 

[vavwl]

Im sure I have lots of stories which qualify me.. the only problem is i can't remember any of them..

...what are we talking about again?

 

[o.gkushowns]

I reliezed when I started taking Longcuts by accident and someone had once told me that stoners take longcuts rather than shortcuts so I figured I was a stoner
peace

 

[bounty29]

Well I had a defining moment last week. I was in my apartment with a good friend of mine and my girlfriend, we all had somewhere to go but we decided to smoke a bowl before we parted ways. I keep all my stuff in a little lockbox in my room. So I got up to grab that and I can't find it. I'm looking everywhere, and it's nowhere to be found. So I think the only other logical place it can be is in my car somewhere, so I go out there and look, but nothing! I was starting to get irritated, so I went inside and sat down at the bar with my friend, and I told him I lost all my shit. He was disappointed, and we just kinda sat there quietly for a minute. Then it hit me. I went into the kitchen and opened a random cupboard and there was my lockbox, standing on it's side, wedged into the corner.

The last time I was stoned, my lockbox was on the counter, and someone was coming over shortly. I didn't feel like going upstairs so I said "This is a great hiding spot!" and threw it in there. What a great hiding spot it was...