What quotes inspire you?

[jarff]

I know a guy who is so scared of the cops that if he got put under the light he would sing like a Von Trapp in a room full of Adeweiss...unknown author..

Read my sig.
jarff

 

[NOKUY]

"
"Homer, Alaska; A Quaint Drinking Village With a Fishing Problem"

moose eater

man I have like a dozen of those bumber stikers from Homer...lol


now I gotta go look for them

miss ya moose if ya read this bro

 

[genkisan]

I like this one, and the one's in my signature:

Work like you don't need the money;
dance like no one is watching;
sing like no one is listening;
love like you've never been hurt;
and live life every day as if it were your last.

 

[TNTBudSticker]

Winners make the Rules......Losers follow them.

 

[tempes~tos]

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
Albert Einstein

 

[Guest]

The quote that inspires me the most is "Get in here and give me 30 seconds of pleasure" spoken by my wife 3 times a year. After 30+ years of marriage I owe her 6hours 24 minutes. She'll get over it.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

It's better to keep quiet and have people think you stupid, than to talk and confirm it

-Mark Twain

 

[Pops]

I'm impressed that you can last 30 seconds. I'm like a bullrider. I can go the distance in 8 seconds,if I can keep from being thrown.

 

[TigerChasesTail]

"Dissension is the greatest form of Patriotism."
-John Adams

Is a personal favorite of mine.

 

[jarff]

The quote that inspires me the most is "Get in here and give me 30 seconds of pleasure" spoken by my wife 3 times a year. After 30+ years of marriage I owe her 6hours 24 minutes. She'll get over it.

"best one yet"
jarff

 

[wsp]

“See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrrrrrrreal f**kin high on drugs.”
James Maynard Keenan

“Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with”
George Carlin

“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”

“Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality . Wake Up and Live!”

Bob Marley quotes

 

[trouble]

Heres a couple I like:

I would rather be lucky then good.


Power corrupts, however, lack of power corrupts absolutely.


He who slings mud generally loses ground.



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[TigerChasesTail]

It goes something like this:

"You can NEVER win an argument with a woman. Men rely on something women don't: Logic.
A woman doesn't argue logic,she argues EMOTION.
And that's why a man will never win an argument with a woman."