What not to say to a pregnant women with the flu

[fallenangel1]

Well I was going to make a list but it all boils down to this ,,, don't ever tell her she's acting like a dick. Quote " I know your sick and all but quit acting like a dick " I still have a chill going through me. I better put the pillows on the couch cuz that's where I'll be sleeping tonight.

 

[Lizard Fish]

I was once having dirt work done by an old country dude, as my 8 month pregnant wife walked up he said "I would ask you how you were doing, but that would just be stupid". I pretty lived by the spirit of that saying through a second pregnancy very successfully. You pretty much have to assume they are miserable and bitchy the entire time, and treat accordingly.

 

[fallenangel1]

Yea well slip of the lip. Momentary brain fart

 

[xxPeacePipexx]

Sounds like your first rodeo ? Hope you don't have to deal with postpartum depression

 

[Oti$]

Good lluck with that...you'll need it

 

[stoned-trout]

its ok baby I got vanilla ice cream and dill pickles even tho its 2 am ...it will be ok.......ha ha 1 kid and now single and luvin it..24 years since I had to deal with that

 

[resinryder]

What not to say to a pregnant women with the flu?

Get in the kitchen and fix me some fuckin eggs bitch!!

 

[blastfrompast]

LOL, looks like I lucked out, wifey was pretty kewl during her pregnancy...horny as hell... only shit show was the birth (24h of torture if you ask my wife ) ....so we are a 1 and done family.

 

[DemonTrich]

don't let your wife get on the depo shot after giving birth. mine turned into huge **** (HUGE hormone change since on the shot)!!!! all day, every day and is in denial and im about ready to move out and call it quits. anyone top that?

 

[blastfrompast]

demontrich:

depo (birth control)?

If so, go get snipped and get her off it....Im getting neutored in about a month. A friend of ours..34 just found out she has cancer and her Dr. said biggest risk factor was her on birth control for so many years...Breast cancer, spread to liver.... She just flew down to the Mayo clinic for treatment...loooking at over $100k cause she is CANADIAN.

Worth every penny if she survives, her Father is paying..she is lucky he has the means, vs waiting for weeks here before even starting treatment etc.

 

[DemonTrich]

she will NOT get off BC for anything. bish doesn't want her period. im about to call her dr and tell her whats going on with her, but that will only create more of a shit storm I would imagine.

I want to get snipped, already have a dr for it. should have done this 4 years ago, but I was heavily into motorcycle racing (sportbike on circuit tracks/road racing). id just rather move out and tell her to piss off, but then id lose my ass from buying this house, a commercial gas range, commercial fridge, new roof, new hvac system, and the other crap ive put into this damn house.

 

[stoned-trout]

well I prob wouldn't ask for a BJ...^^^^^^been there and left anyhow...was totally worth it... fuck the price of the roof, fridge, tankless water heater.stove....not being around a total biotch=======PRICELESS

 

[Eighths-n-Aces]

snipped .......... neutored .

it sounds much better if you call it the "sports conversion".

as in "it aint fuckin mine i got the sports conversion" or "i'd rather get the sports conversion than go through this shit again"

 

[MJBadger]

What not to say to a pregnant women with the flu

Your ass is getting huge .

 

[DemonTrich]

it sounds much better if you call it the "sports conversion".

as in "it aint fuckin mine i got the sports conversion" or "i'd rather get the sports conversion than go through this shit again"

how about, "I'd rather smash my sack with a hammer than ever go thru this again".

as you can see im extremely bitter. bitter is putting it very nicely.

 

[Former Guest]

don't let your wife get on the depo shot after giving birth. mine turned into huge **** (HUGE hormone change since on the shot)!!!! all day, every day and is in denial and im about ready to move out and call it quits. anyone top that?

that shot is effective for three months. it causes huge hormonal shifts and weight gain. everyone I know who tried it eventually quit taking it because of the weight gain. the reason she isn't having a period with this birth control is because this particular one tricks the body into thinking its pregnant; hence the mood swings.

plus there's probably some post partum depression going on, late night feedings, crying nonstop, etc. she's having a hard time with it too and probably doesn't want to admit it because she feels like maybe it could be admitting she is a bad mom (not so at all). give her some time. I hear the hardest time is after the baby comes. broken a few relationships up. if you can get through this you can get through anything there's a legal separation that you may be able to file instead of a divorce. if she doesn't shapen up and agree to see a councelor at least or work on this issue then file for that. not sure how each state goes. you wouldn't be able to get married until you filed for divorce but she will most likely want to get married before you will sounds like it so she will be more agreeable on settling so the new husband doesn't find out or to expediate things.

I wish men would get pregnant to know how it feels. I've heard enough horror stories to not want to find out.

also, getting snipped so she can get off BC is to your benefit in regards to her having more sexual desire. I can't believe how much hornier I am not taking BC. undescribably better

 

[NEW ENGLAND]

"So what are you going to name them, Ben & Jerry"?

 

[meadowman]

walked away n left everything....it was so worth it!!!

 

[blastfrompast]

also, getting snipped so she can get off BC is to your benefit in regards to her having more sexual desire. I can't believe how much hornier I am not taking BC. undescribably better

LOL....My wife reminded me about this the other day when I picked up her LAST pack of BC pills... nothing but here lol

Plus I get a 4 day vaca from work

 

[Former Guest]

I found myself a young guy about 7 years younger than me in his mid 20's both of us were on summer break from college he he he. lots a free time. omg I miss that; just not him

have a freaking blast!! report back too