Made an impression though OH that's a bad jokeacquaintence here got drunk/depressed about his girlfriend, tried to kill himself with a 12 gauge. chickened out at last minute and blew the side of his face off. didn't solve his depression issues at all...
Nah guiness prolly has a book without a single commaSeriously, or at least a little bit more seriously, I might be eligible for some sort of record for longest legal run-on sentences. I've challenged professors on that in the past.
Maybe in Guinness Book?