What is your IQ?

[armedoldhippy]

No, I am not smart enough to contain my intelligence to paradigm other people create.

yeah, never a good idea to confine yourself to someone elses limitations. of course, that is a good way to get speeding tickets. "son, you were going 60 through those curves! didn't you see the damn 35 mph sign back there?" "yes, officer. i DID see that. but then, i neither crossed the center line nor hit the fucking guard rail, now did i?"

 

[trichrider]

129
in a pinch...

PLUS FOUR (++++)
A rare and precious transcendental state, which has been called a 'peak experience', a 'religious experience,' 'divine transformation,' a 'state of Samadhi' and many other names in other cultures. It is not connected to the +1, +2, and +3 of the measuring of a drug's intensity. It is a state of bliss, a participation mystique, a connectedness with both the interior and exterior universes, which has come about after the ingestion of a psychedelic drug, but which is not necessarily repeatable with a subsequent ingestion of that same drug. If a drug (or technique or process) were ever to be discovered which would consistently produce a plus four experience in all human beings, it is conceivable that it would signal the ultimate evolution, and perhaps the end of, the human experiment.

weird...is it the drugs or is it you?

The tryptamine state seems to be in one sense transtemporal; it is an anticipation of the future, It is as though Plato's metaphor were true - that time IS the moving image of eternity. The tryptamine ecstasy is a stepping out of the moving image and into eternity, the eternity of the standing now, the nunc stans of Thomas Aquinas. In that state, all of human history is seen to lead toward this culminating moment. Acceleration is visible in all the processes around us: the fact that fire was discovered several million years ago; language came perhaps thirty-five thousand years ago; measurement, five thousand; Galileo, four hundred; then Watson-Crick and DNA. What is obviously happening is that everything is being drawn together. On the other hand, the description our physicists are giving us of the universe - that it has lasted billions of years and will last billions of years into the future - is a dualistic conception, an inductive projection that is very unsophisticated when applied to the nature of consciousness and language. Consciousness is somehow able to collapse the state vector and thereby cause the stuff of being to undergo what Alfred North Whitehead called "the formality of actually occurring." Here is the beginning of an understanding of the centrality of human beings. Western societies have been on a decentralizing bender for five hundred years, concluding that the Earth is not the center of the universe and man is not the beloved of God. We have moved ourselves out toward the edge of the galaxy, when the fact is that the most richly organized material in the universe is th human cerebral cortex, and the densest and richest experience in the univese is the experience you are having right now. Everything should be constellated outward from the perceiving self. That is the primary datum.
http://www.tryptamind.com/tryptamine.html

Hallucinatory states can be induced by a variety of hallucinogens and diassociative anesthetics, and by experiences like fasting and other ordeals. But what makes the tryptamine family of compounds especially interesting is the intensity of the hallucinations and the concentration of activity in the visual cortex. There is an immense vividness to these interior landscapes, as if information were being presented three-dimensionally and deployed fourth-dimensionally, coded as light and as evolving surfaces. When one confronts these dimensions one becomes part of a dynamic relationship relating to the experience while trying to decode what it is saying. This phenomenon is not new - people have been talking to gods and demons for far more of human history than they have not.
' Terence McKenna '

 

[BlueBlazer]

When I took my IQ test, I broke it I was so smart. They just gave me the Nobel prize right then and there. Now I can't even find a hat big enough, my brain is so huge. Hot chicks are always wanting to fondle my cranium. You wouldn't believe it.

 

[waveguide]

high

i took two iq tests, stoned for the second. it was around 10 points lower (and that was higher than anyone but trout's ) but that time i was thinking more of how amusing the questions (at least the states of consciousness that would produce them) and circumstance of wanting to demonstrate and quantify .. fucken hilarious.

what i mean is, to be engaged in the process of intention to demonstrate intelligence for others, is a thing that can only be so intelligent, and cannot measure the intelligence of not wishing to ..exhibit, let's say.

jumping through a hoop requires acceptance of the hoop and jump conditions. that's intelligent? everything.. for this? not smart enough not to post in this thread.. status: ponce..

 

[iTarzan]

They say you only need an IQ of 90 and you can do anything you want if you apply yourself.

 

[Lapides]

I don't know

 

[DrFever]

i did the IQ test 2 times first one was 138 then i went home went into my old boxes and looked for my grade 6 books studied it for few days went and did it again 142 lol
SO i am smarter then a 6 grader hahaha And thats all that matters

but i think in reality IQ tests are meaning less for instance if you look at education in USA compared to Germany comparing IQ's it would me more like a 6 grader is smarter then a grad student in USA lol specially when you compare age for instance In germany @ 18 years old if they stayed in school they would have a university degree already where as in USA there only hve grde 12 level would it be fair to compare them by age ???

 

[Lapides]

www.free-iqtest.net just told me mine was 141. It was only 20 questions and I got them all right. I'm sure with a legit test it would be much higher.

I'm a delicate genius.

 

[hup234]

When I took my IQ test, I broke it I was so smart. They just gave me the Nobel prize right then and there. Now I can't even find a hat big enough, my brain is so huge. Hot chicks are always wanting to fondle my cranium. You wouldn't believe it.

THANKS OBAMA

 

[D. B. Doober]

160, via testing. Was while ago.

 

[hup234]

SO i am smarter then a 6 grader hahaha And thats all that matters
but i think in reality IQ tests are meaning less

meaningless....you're right

 

[Bean_UnderTaker]

well i have an IQ of about a pound......... lol jk it was 140 when i was 16 but years of getting hit in the face by linemen probably made me half retarded because now my iq is 110 if you have any kids that play football make sure they get the air in there helmet just right or they'll end up like me hahaha

 

[SpasticGramps]

 

[HUGE]

I have a 10" penis.

 

[MostWantedGens]

140 when I was 16 but know a guy who got 80 points!

 

[Hydrosun]

84.those tests are bogus.no one thats met me believes thats what i got. if your bad at math or showing your work then dont take one.

No IQ test I have ever taken values "showing your work".

They are Yoda like. Do or do not, not try.

I have experienced that 138 and 142 is the all answers correct on some online tests.

 

[genedigger]

i took that test 17 years ago.it was prob bogus to begin with.i would think an iq would change over time.i am very bad at showing my work and the tests dont ask for that but people that can do that sorta thing get better scores.

 

[WelderDan]

I think I hit max capacity. Whenever I learn new stuff, it pushes old stuff out. I have to be careful, if I learn one more new thing I'll forget how to..... Aw shit!

 

[GreeeeN GRassss]

yet another my dick is bigger than your dick thread

 

[mr.brunch]

I have a 10" penis.

I have a 10" pianist... He plays a 12" piano

.... Oh , wait...