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unclefishstick

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Bud Green

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This National Forest is located in Arizona...

You don't need to take a compass and trail map with you because it's not so bad if you get lost in there....

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US Air Force determining ‘facts & appropriate process’ to address Musk’s pot smoking

US Air Force determining ‘facts & appropriate process’ to address Musk’s pot smoking

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The US Air Force seems to be unsure how to react to the SpaceX CEO’s marijuana smoking, and whether to review the security clearance of Elon Musk, whose company provides satellite launch services to the US government.
Following Musk’s pot-smoking performance during a live podcast show with comedian Joe Rogan, reports have emerged that the Air Force was conducting an investigation into the SpaceX CEO’s behavior. Despite the rumors, a formal probe has not yet been launched, an Air Force spokesperson told the Verge.

“It’s inaccurate that there is an investigation. We’ll need time to determine the facts and the appropriate process to handle the situation,” the spokesman said.


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As a government contractor for the United States Air Force and NASA, SpaceX is subject to the Drug-Free Workplace Act, which requires firms in receipBack in April 2016, Musk's company was awarded its first national security launch – an $83-million contract with the Air Force to launch a GPS III satellite. In 2017, SpaceX won a similar $96-million contract, and more recently in March 2018 was given an additional $290-million contract to launch three more satellites. In addition to the Air Force, the aerospace manufacturer also has contracts with NASA’s commercial cargo and crew programs.t of federal money to maintain a drug-free policy.While Musk himself claimed that he “almost never” smokes weed, because it decreases his “productivity,” the public exposure of the 47-year old with a joint in his hand seems to have contributed to Tesla Motors’ massive plunge on Friday.

“You probably can’t [smoke marijuana] because of stockholders, right?” Rogan wondered, as he lit the joint. “I mean, it’s legal right?” Musk said, as he took a puff.

Shareholders, however, didn’t seem to have appreciated the joke, especially after two of the company’s top executives simultaneously departed the next day. The company’s stock fell some 6.3 percent to $263.24 on Friday, the lowest close in five months, triggered by the news that Chief Accounting Officer Dave Morton had submitted his letter of resignation just a month after starting with the firm.

The level of public attention placed on the company, as well as the pace within the company,” forced the accountant to leave, Morton said in a filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission, emphasizing that he has “no disagreements with Tesla’s leadership or its financial reporting.”

Source: https://www.rt.com/usa/437935-musk-pot-smoking-air-force/


RMS

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Robrites

Malt liquor traded for grilled meat:

Malt liquor traded for grilled meat:

August 31
* Police received multiple calls about a man screaming, running around, and acting erratically while carrying a baby. Officers contacted the man, who offered an explanation that indicated possible substance abuse. The man allegedly admitted to using methamphetamine and was arrested for disorderly conduct. The baby was returned to its mother.
* A patrol officer stopped a driver who nearly crashed head-on into the patrol car while going the wrong way down Pacific Avenue. The driver was arrested on suspicion of DUII.
* Officers responded to a medical center where a man was reportedly beating on the door and making threats to injure one of the doctors. Police arrested the man for disorderly conduct.


September 1
* A caller reported a man was inside a laundromat screaming and harassing patrons. Officers located a man matching the description at a store nearby. He was trespassed from the laundry facility.
* Police responded to a location where a man experiencing hallucinations had reportedly taken a dangerous amount of medication and barricaded himself in a bathroom. The door was kicked down and the man taken into custody on a peace officer hold.
* A man called police to report that his neighbor had pointed a gun at him after he made a visit to the neighbor's apartment while not wearing any pants. The neighbor was alarmed at finding a half-naked man at the door and pulled out a pellet gun. The man advised he had forgotten he wasn't fully dressed. Officers found no evidence of a crime.
September 2
* A store employee reported a man ran out the door carrying two packs of beer. While en route to the store, officers received a call of a group of juveniles drinking alcohol along the train tracks nearby. Police located three youths and one adult man matching the description of the alleged thief. The man was cited for theft and the teens released to their parents.
* A woman reported a possible drug transaction outside a secondhand store. Police found the pair had exchanged a bottle of Olde English malt liquor for some lamb meat from the man's mobile grill.
* A caller reported a man attempting to pull a woman out of a vehicle alongside a busy road. Officers arrived and found a couple had been engaged in a verbal argument, but that the hasty exit was caused by hot ashes from the woman's cigarette falling into her lap.
September 3
* Police contacted a man seen wearing a headlamp and a backpack and carrying an assault rifle at a busy intersection. The man told police he was training for an upcoming exercise. Officers found no evidence of anything criminal.
* A patrol officer stopped a driver for speeding through a reduced speed zone along Highway 47 and for passing in a no passing zone. He was taken into custody on suspicion of DUII.
* 911 dispatchers requested officers' check on man who had made vaguely suicidal statements amidst unintelligible ramblings on a call. Police found a highly intoxicated man with whom they had previously dealt with earlier in the day sitting on his porch listening to a police scanner. The man denied any desire to harm himself and was advised to cease calling police unless there was an emergency.
September 4
* A patrol officer witnessed a woman leaving a store at a fast pace, clutching her purse in a suspicious manner. An employee exited the store shortly afterward, stating the woman had stolen several items. Police contacted the woman and found the loot, as well as a usable amount of heroin. She was arrested.
* A caller reported several young children in the street possibly playing "chicken" with cars. When police arrived, the children all broke into tears and protested that they were doing nothing wrong. Officers chatted with them about safety and advised the kids' less-than-pleased parents.
* A woman called police after a friend she loaned her debit card to went on a large spending spree, rather than purchase needed medications as originally discussed. Officers are investigating.
September 5
* A caller reported a man at a second-hand store was throwing items, stripping off his clothes, and chanting in an unsettling manner. Officers located a fully clothed man matching the description in the area and no evidence of anything criminal.
* Police were called to a local hotel where a client and clerk were engaged in a dispute over the hotel's internet not functioning well in the patron's room. Officers attempted to mediate, to no avail/ The pair were advised to seek a civil remedy.
September 6
* Police received several calls from different locations about a man throwing knives at trees. The man was advised to leave the area.
* A gas station employee reported that a driver left the location with the hose still attached to her car. The woman remained on scene and officers assisted with insurance information exchange.
 

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The US Air Force seems to be unsure how to react to the SpaceX CEO’s marijuana smoking, and whether to review the security clearance of Elon Musk, whose company provides satellite launch services to the US government.
Following Musk’s pot-smoking performance during a live podcast show with comedian Joe Rogan, reports have emerged that the Air Force was conducting an investigation into the SpaceX CEO’s behavior. Despite the rumors, a formal probe has not yet been launched, an Air Force spokesperson told the Verge.

“It’s inaccurate that there is an investigation. We’ll need time to determine the facts and the appropriate process to handle the situation,” the spokesman said.


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As a government contractor for the United States Air Force and NASA, SpaceX is subject to the Drug-Free Workplace Act, which requires firms in receipBack in April 2016, Musk's company was awarded its first national security launch – an $83-million contract with the Air Force to launch a GPS III satellite. In 2017, SpaceX won a similar $96-million contract, and more recently in March 2018 was given an additional $290-million contract to launch three more satellites. In addition to the Air Force, the aerospace manufacturer also has contracts with NASA’s commercial cargo and crew programs.t of federal money to maintain a drug-free policy.While Musk himself claimed that he “almost never” smokes weed, because it decreases his “productivity,” the public exposure of the 47-year old with a joint in his hand seems to have contributed to Tesla Motors’ massive plunge on Friday.

“You probably can’t [smoke marijuana] because of stockholders, right?” Rogan wondered, as he lit the joint. “I mean, it’s legal right?” Musk said, as he took a puff.

Shareholders, however, didn’t seem to have appreciated the joke, especially after two of the company’s top executives simultaneously departed the next day. The company’s stock fell some 6.3 percent to $263.24 on Friday, the lowest close in five months, triggered by the news that Chief Accounting Officer Dave Morton had submitted his letter of resignation just a month after starting with the firm.

The level of public attention placed on the company, as well as the pace within the company,” forced the accountant to leave, Morton said in a filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission, emphasizing that he has “no disagreements with Tesla’s leadership or its financial reporting.”

Source: https://www.rt.com/usa/437935-musk-pot-smoking-air-force/


RMS

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The Air Force should see the newest GROW magazine pictures of John Boehner, WJC (in thee oval office no less) and Chuck Schumer (Chuck and Boehner both smoking a J
 
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Robrites

Cannabis dispensary worker uses bong to fight off bandits wielding bear spray

Cannabis dispensary worker uses bong to fight off bandits wielding bear spray

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Security cameras in a cannabis dispensary in Canada have captured the moment a man used a bong to fight off three would-be bandits wielding cans of bear spray.
CCTV footage showed three men with their heads covered enter the premises in Tyendinaga, Ontario, before one of the men sprayed a man and woman working behind the counter.
The staff ducked, before the man emerged clutching a bong that he used to fend off the men.
Tyendinaga Police appealed to the public to help identify the "four males, believed to be of middle eastern decent (sic)" that attempted to rob the Recreational Cannabis Farmers Market.
"They were met with great resistance by the store clerk and despite being sprayed with bear spray, the clerk who is from Tyendinaga Mohawk Territory managed to successfully fight them off and force them from the store," they said in a Facebook post.
"The suspects then fled the scene westbound on Old Highway 2 in a white SUV."
In late August the same police department had also sought public assistance after "an unknown suspect committed an armed robbery at the 'Medibles' Cannabis Dispensary".


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insomniac_AU

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They breed them tough in Poland

They breed them tough in Poland

MAGDALENA smiled for this photo because she was happy to be alive after falling from a cliff. But she had no idea how injured she really was.
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But it wasn’t until rescuers arrived and she was flown off the mountain and taken to hospital that Ms Michalowska realised the full extent of her injuries — she had broken her neck.
The Polish woman, who lives in Glasgow, had suffered a cracked cheek, broken ankle and neck vertebrae fracture, as well as severe bruising.
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Robrites

That's A Snapper

That's A Snapper

A British woman has been questioned by police in Spain after doctors found a dead tortoise inside her vagina, according to reports in the Spanish media.
Staff at the emergency department of a medical center in the south of the island Tenerife are said to have called local cops after making the bizarre discovery, the respected daily El Dia claimed.
The unnamed woman, described as an expat by El Confidential, is said to have sought help after suffering pain in her genital area which doctors diagnosed as an infection caused by the reptile.
The Sun has not been able to independently verify any of the claims that have been widely reported in Spanish media.
She is said to have told police she began to feel odd after going out partying with a group of British friends a couple of days earlier, El Periodico reports.
She apparently had no idea how the reptile ended up where it did.
The size of the reptile has not been revealed and some reports suggest it may have been a turtle rather than a tortoise.
Island papers – and respected Spanish dailies which have echoed the story – have named the medical center she attended as El Mojon in the municipality of Arona in the south of the island.
The facility, above the holiday resort of Los Cristianos, operates as a small hospital and is eventually expected to become the main southern Tenerife state hospital.
When contacted by The Sun Online, no one from the hospital was available for comment this afternoon although El Dia said health officials had declined to comment for data protection reasons.
National Police in Tenerife, reported to have been called in to question the woman over concern about how the animal had ended up in her private parts, also could not be immediately reached.
She is said to have gone to the emergency department at El Mojon on Saturday.
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https://nypost.com/2018/09/20/woman-on-vacation-reportedly-finds-dead-tortoise-in-her-vagina/

 

Green Squall

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That was a world record ball too.probably worth money.did he get arrested or just thrown out?

I think he was just thrown out.Kind of surprised he didn't get arrested. About losing the ball, at least he has a lifetime of bragging rights lol. Lifetime ban maybe? But how would they enforce that?
 

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