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Naked Man Waving American Flag Leads To Large Identity Theft Bust
Naked Man Waving American Flag Leads To Large Identity Theft Bust
Sedro Woolley, Washington– On April 13th, 2016, around 1:50 pm, Sedro Woolley Officers responded to a welfare check in the area of West Nelson and Curtis Street in Sedro Woolley.
According to a probable cause affidavit, obtained by SkagitBreaking.com, a SKAT bus driver had reported seeing an Asian male walking into traffic. The driver told dispatchers that the man was carrying an American Flag and was nude from the waist down. Officers checked the area but were unable to find the male.
Around 2:30 pm, Officers were again dispatched to the 1200 block of Curtis Street near the intersection with West Nelson Street for reports of a Naked Asian male waving an American Flag.
Arriving Officers found the male, later tentatively Identified as Gui Wang, crouched inside his open garage near a 2016 Ford Fusion Sedan with Oregon Plates. Mr. Wang was only wearing a button down shirt and his genitals were fully exposed.
The affidavit says Mr. Wang was grinding his teeth and acting very strangely. When Officers approached Mr. Wang they noted that he was walking on broken glass with his bare feet and he got down onto his knees.
Mr. Wang then advised Officers that he was the last Fukushima Nuclear Disaster Survivor and he admitted to exposing his genitals in front of his residence because he wanted to urinate outside. Mr. Wang also told Officers that he was part of the “Men in Black” and that he was President Obama’s brother.
Mr. Wang presented Officers with a small American Flag and gave them mail addressed to an address in California. Officers decided that Mr. Wang was under the influence of some sort of drug and he was transported to the hospital for an involuntary hold.
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Naked Man Waving American Flag Leads To Large Identity Theft Bust
Sedro Woolley, Washington– On April 13th, 2016, around 1:50 pm, Sedro Woolley Officers responded to a welfare check in the area of West Nelson and Curtis Street in Sedro Woolley.
According to a probable cause affidavit, obtained by SkagitBreaking.com, a SKAT bus driver had reported seeing an Asian male walking into traffic. The driver told dispatchers that the man was carrying an American Flag and was nude from the waist down. Officers checked the area but were unable to find the male.
Around 2:30 pm, Officers were again dispatched to the 1200 block of Curtis Street near the intersection with West Nelson Street for reports of a Naked Asian male waving an American Flag.
Arriving Officers found the male, later tentatively Identified as Gui Wang, crouched inside his open garage near a 2016 Ford Fusion Sedan with Oregon Plates. Mr. Wang was only wearing a button down shirt and his genitals were fully exposed.
The affidavit says Mr. Wang was grinding his teeth and acting very strangely. When Officers approached Mr. Wang they noted that he was walking on broken glass with his bare feet and he got down onto his knees.
Mr. Wang then advised Officers that he was the last Fukushima Nuclear Disaster Survivor and he admitted to exposing his genitals in front of his residence because he wanted to urinate outside. Mr. Wang also told Officers that he was part of the “Men in Black” and that he was President Obama’s brother.
Mr. Wang presented Officers with a small American Flag and gave them mail addressed to an address in California. Officers decided that Mr. Wang was under the influence of some sort of drug and he was transported to the hospital for an involuntary hold.
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