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Alabama preacher says sex is the biggest reason for homelessness, abuse and lowers your IQ

A preacher in Alabama wants you to know that sex will kill your brain cells, make you homeless and was brought by God as a means of punishing people, so you really shouldn’t be enjoying it as much as you do. Many right-wing religious have deep and profound problems with sex. They want to regulate when you can have it, how you can have it and who you can have it with. But, this guy has taken the anti-sex philosophy to a whole new level of hostility.

“Sex has never been ordained by God,” he says sitting behind two phallic lighthouses. “In fact, it was the first sin, Adam and Eve and the serpent. And you see what happened to the serpent on that. But, like I say, sex is the problem.

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'This is not a scrotum dryer':

'This is not a scrotum dryer':

Swimming pools forced to put up signs forbidding men from using hair dryers on their privates in Iceland

An Icelandic swimming pool has been forced to put up signs forbidding men from using hair dryers on their privates.

The notice was put up by managers at the Sundhollin pool, in the Icelandic capital of Reykjavik, after they received complaints from swimmers.

One disgruntled visitor Haraldur Jónasson decided to do something about it and wrote an article for a local paper under the title 'This is not a scrotum dryer.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3557511/This-not-scrotum-dryer-Swimming-pools-forced-signs-forbidding-men-using-hair-dryers-privates-Iceland.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
 
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Giggling Woman Flashes Spectacular Boobs Behind NBC’s Pete Suratos

Giggling Woman Flashes Spectacular Boobs Behind NBC’s Pete Suratos

That’s one way to get people to pay more attention to the news.

A mundane TV news story about a Hillary Clinton fundraiser raised a lot of fun for viewers after a boob-flashing woman photobombed the reporter.

NBC Bay Area reporter Pete Suratos was doing a live remote Friday night when a Reese Witherspoon look-alike snuck in behind him, according to RawStory.com.

A few seconds later, the giggling woman lifted up her shirt and flashed her breasts.

Warning BOOBS
 
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IndicaIsland said:
That’s one way to get people to pay more attention to the news.

A mundane TV news story about a Hillary Clinton fundraiser raised a lot of fun for viewers after a boob-flashing woman photobombed the reporter.

NBC Bay Area reporter Pete Suratos was doing a live remote Friday night when a Reese Witherspoon look-alike snuck in behind him, according to RawStory.com.

A few seconds later, the giggling woman lifted up her shirt and flashed her breasts.

Warning BOOBS
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Spectacular Indeed!
 
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Neither Jumper Nor Body Found

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Shuttle Returns To Earth

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Gunfire In Sarajevo Threatens Cease-fire
 
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A woman entered a police station to see if officers could check if her cocaine was pu

A woman entered a police station to see if officers could check if her cocaine was pu

Unsurprisingly, she was arrested.

The 45-year-old woman entered a police station in Toulouse, France, with three bags of cocaine.

She requested officers perform a test the two bags of pure cocaine and third of crack cocaine to see if they were pure.

When asked why on earth she’d entered a police station, she claimed she simply ‘wanted the officers at the reception desk to test it because she wanted to know it was good quality so people do not die of an overdose’.

The woman must appear in court in January 2017. It’s not yet known if she’s been charged with possession or intent to supply.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/27/woman-asks-police-to-test-her-cocaine-to-see-if-its-pure-gets-arrested-5844288/
 
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The eco-warrior group that wants you to have sex with plants

The eco-warrior group that wants you to have sex with plants

A performance group has taken the phrase "getting in touch with nature" a tad too seriously.

Pony Express, an Australian performance art group, is encouraging participants to explore "ecosexuality" as a way to get close to nature.

The group is turning heads with a new work called "Ecosexual bathhouse" which they are bringing to a festival in Melbourne.

The group expands on the term: "Ecosexuality is a term used to describe a sexual orientation where the biosphere itself is your lover. Our project exists in a world where this identity is on the brink of becoming mainstream; where those of green persuasion have a place to express their deepest ecological desires."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/21/the-eco-warrior-performance-group-that-wants-you-to-have-sex-wit/
 
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Jesus Christ.not even plants are safe from rape.fucking sick bastards screwing plants.what kinda world did I wake up to?I hope they get pollen all over their balls.that will teach them not to stick their dicks in places they don't belong
 
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Pensioner advertises for 'nude cleaner' - and receives several responses

Pensioner advertises for 'nude cleaner' - and receives several responses

A pensioner from the West Country posted this advert for a nude cleaner in the window of his local newsagents - and he's since received eight applications in two weeks.

John, 70, from Kingswood in Bristol, is looking for a replacement following the departure of his previous nude cleaner - the fourth woman who'd taken on the role.

"I had my last cleaner since May last year and she left two weeks ago," John told the Western Daily Press.

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Windows 10 interrupts a live TV broadcast with an unwanted upgrade

Windows 10 interrupts a live TV broadcast with an unwanted upgrade

Ever since Microsoft made Windows 10 a recommended update there have been numerous reports of the new operating system installing itself without user consent, and without much warning.

Microsoft has always played down this behavior, but an example of how the OS pushes upgrades on unsuspecting users was earlier today shown live on TV during a weather forecast.
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http://betanews.com/2016/04/27/windows-10-interrupts-live-tv-broadcast/
 
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Fishermen make dead pal's ashes into bait - and then catch 180lb monster

Fishermen make dead pal's ashes into bait - and then catch 180lb monster

Two anglers have honoured their late fisherman friend by turning his ashes into a bait that snared a monster 180lbs catch.

Ron Hopper, 64, died from cancer before he could go on a much-anticipated fishing holiday to Thailand with friends Paul Fairbrass and Cliff Dale.

While Ron was on his deathbed the trio agreed Paul and Cliff, both aged 65, should take his ashes to the Far East with them and infuse them with a special bait mix to make 'boilies'.

The two fishermen named the special bait 'Purple Ronnie' and cast off with it on the end of their lines throughout the nine day trip.

And their dedication to their late friend paid off as a whopping a 12stone Siamese carp - one of the biggest carp fish in the world - took a liking to his ashes.
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