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Let's settle this in the ring, Cubs fan tells Chris Christie

Let's settle this in the ring, Cubs fan tells Chris Christie

Ding-ding-ding, seconds out, round two!

That's the sound of Chicago Cubs fan Brad Joseph offering to go toe-to-toe with New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie in the ring.

Joseph hit the news Sunday when Christie got in his face in the stands at Miller Park in Milwaukee — right after Joseph told the unpopular governor he "sucked." Video of the heated encounter, during which Christie sarcastically told Joseph he was a "tough guy," went viral.

Joseph on Monday took to Facebook to apologize for telling an off-duty Christie that he sucked, suggesting that a more thoughtful put-down might have been in order. But he also said that he might have accepted what he says was Christie's offer of a fight if Christie hadn't been backed by a security detail.

"If Chris Christie wants to fight fair, Tuff 'n' Uff, the premier amateur mixed martial arts group, has already agreed to put on an event sanctioned by the Nevada Athletic Commission," Joseph wrote. "I'll agree to compete under any standard rules you want, whether its MMA, boxing, freestyle, folkstyle, or Greco-Roman wrestling. Just let me know if you still want to make this physical."

He added: "To anyone who wants to claim I backed down, all I'd say is that I'm not going to punch a sitting governor when I know there are federal agents assigned to protect him standing behind me no matter how much he provokes me."

Christie's office did not immediately respond.
 
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shithawk420

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So he took 15 women shopping and we are to assume he didn't get lucky with that big ass grin on his face?lol ok!
 
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German police find 275 marijuana plants up in trees

German police find 275 marijuana plants up in trees

Feel bad for these guys.


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http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/20...urn-black-temporarily-and-not-to-shoot-at-it/

White Nationalists Advised Sun Will Only Turn Black Temporarily And Not To Shoot At It

August 21, 2017

RIGHT-WING publications along with various US police departments have urged the American racist community that the sun will only remain black for a brief period and not to shoot at it as it turns black during a predicted solar eclipse today.

An article in Breitbart news warned against firing at the celestial object, pointing out that the descending bullets could actually end up killing white nationalists instead.

“The sun is just under 100 million miles away from the earth so shooting at it will be futile,” the article began, before briefly explaining why it will go black later today, “this is a natural phenomenon where the moon passes in front of the sun, and does not represent any race change that we currently know of.

“Please do not be alarmed as the sun will only remain black for 30 minutes or so and to remain vigilant during these difficult times”.

Likewise, dozens of police departments across the United States have also been urged not mistake the eclipse for a perpetrator or possible suspect for any crime that may have been committed during the solar eclipse, and to also refrain from restraining it with bullets.

“We’re just covering all bases here,” LA Chief of police Charles L. Beck, explained, “many of our officers work long shifts and we are just making sure that they have been informed about the African American sun’s apperance today”.

For the first time in American history, the total solar eclipse will cross the U.S. from coast to coast, beginning in Oregon and ending in South Carolina.
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Berlin school installs anti-prostitute fence

Berlin school installs anti-prostitute fence

A construction boom is pushing sex workers into the sidestreets and onto the doorsteps of schools. One school is fed up with its premises being invaded by unscrupulous characters.

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A Berlin school finished building a 1.8-meter (5-feet-11-inch) fence to keep street prostitutes out of its campus, local media reported on Tuesday.
The Französisches Gymnasium highschool lies on a sidestreet of the German capital's notorious Kurfürstenstraße. The street is a relatively major thoroughfare through Berlin's inner west, but is also the center of the city's street prostitution scene.
Prostitutes can be seen soliciting clients at all hours of the day there. A build-up of discarded condoms and syringes, as well as excrement, were evidence that the school grounds were being used in unsavory ways.
"There were always complaints about unscrupulous characters including prostitutes walking shamelessly and illegally into school grounds even during the day," the district school inspector Carsten Spallek told the daily Berliner Zeitung.


City officials spent 57,000 euros ($67,000) to build a fence to keep such characters off school grounds, rival daily B.Z and national tabloid Bild later reported.
Residential developments are increasingly pushing sex workers out of the areas they used to ply their trade, forcing the business into the sidestreets and onto the door step of the school.
"The prostitutes eat, stand, drink and litter. It looks filthy in the late evening," district coordinator Michael Klinnert told Berliner Zeitung.
"The women have no stations to wash themselves or to get themselves ready. And they relieve themselves wherever they please."
 
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Robrites said:
A construction boom is pushing sex workers into the sidestreets and onto the doorsteps of schools. One school is fed up with its premises being invaded by unscrupulous characters.

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A Berlin school finished building a 1.8-meter (5-feet-11-inch) fence to keep street prostitutes out of its campus, local media reported on Tuesday.
The Französisches Gymnasium highschool lies on a sidestreet of the German capital's notorious Kurfürstenstraße. The street is a relatively major thoroughfare through Berlin's inner west, but is also the center of the city's street prostitution scene.
Prostitutes can be seen soliciting clients at all hours of the day there. A build-up of discarded condoms and syringes, as well as excrement, were evidence that the school grounds were being used in unsavory ways.
"There were always complaints about unscrupulous characters including prostitutes walking shamelessly and illegally into school grounds even during the day," the district school inspector Carsten Spallek told the daily Berliner Zeitung.


City officials spent 57,000 euros ($67,000) to build a fence to keep such characters off school grounds, rival daily B.Z and national tabloid Bild later reported.
Residential developments are increasingly pushing sex workers out of the areas they used to ply their trade, forcing the business into the sidestreets and onto the door step of the school.
"The prostitutes eat, stand, drink and litter. It looks filthy in the late evening," district coordinator Michael Klinnert told Berliner Zeitung.
"The women have no stations to wash themselves or to get themselves ready. And they relieve themselves wherever they please."
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Damn, at least put a porta potty up for them so the don't have to take a frothy Santorum laced shit on the school grounds. Cum on Berlin.
 
shithawk420

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Damn.I wish my school had prostitutes growing up.maybe I would have done better in school instead of trying to get laid all the time.I say we welcome prostitution in schools!gives sex ed a whole new meaning
 
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Netflix develops marijuana strains based on its original shows

Netflix develops marijuana strains based on its original shows

Streaming giant creates ‘The Netflix Collection’, a selection of cannabis varieties based on shows including Orange is the New Black and Arrested Development

Netflix has co-created a set of cannabis strains based on a selection of its most popular original shows.



The set, called The Netflix Collection, will be sold as part of a pop-up event at Alternative Herbal Health Services in West Hollywood from 25-27 August to legal medical marijuana card-holding customers. Federal laws prevent the products being available by mail and Netflix will not be profiting from any of the sales.
“Each strain was cultivated with the specific shows in mind, designed to complement each title based on their tone,” a press release read. “For example, sillier shows may be more indica dominant, while dramedies will be more sativa dominant to help the more powerful scenes resonate.”
The shows featured include Orange is the New Black, which has spawned Poussey Riot, meant for “kicking it with somebody, talking, making mad stupid jokes”, Arrested Development, which has been labelled Banana Stand Kush ideally for a “big yellow joint” and Grace and Frankie, the Peyotea 73 – an “uplifting sativa hybrid”.

Other strains are inspired by Bojack Horseman, Lady Dynamite and cannibal comedy Santa Clarita Diet, which will “really ramp up your appetite”.
The collection also features three varieties based on new show Disjointed, a sitcom starring Kathy Bates as the owner or a marijuana dispensary, the inspiration for the pop-up event. The show, from The Big Bang Theory’s Chuck Lorre, has received mixed reviews. The New York Times’ James Poniewozik called it “a mess of a comedy that doesn’t feel as if it belongs anywhere”.
 
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A Melbourne funeral home looks like a "horrific crime scene" after a feral deer chased a worker into the chapel before going "completely nuts".
The 250kg animal charged at the worker at Tobin Brothers Funerals at Ringwood on Thursday afternoon, managing director James MacLeod told AAP.
The animal was "going completely nuts" in the chapel and smashed into furniture and walls, injuring itself.

"It was bleeding and it's like a horrific crime scene in here," he said.
A funeral was due to be held in the chapel on Thursday night but was relocated due to the damage.
"The family were understanding but they didn't quite believe it," Mr MacLeod said.
Alternative arrangements have been made for upcoming funerals. The damage is estimated at $100,000.

The deer was contained and put down by rangers.
Victoria's feral deer population is estimated at one million by the National Parks Association, with increasing calls to cull the numbers.
 
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