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[Robrites]

Police warning: Don't open doors to 'any unfamiliar cattle'

Police warning: Don't open doors to 'any unfamiliar cattle'

SUFFIELD, Conn. —

Police in a Connecticut town are reminding people to not open their doors to "any unfamiliar cattle" after a pair of cows escaped from their pen and were found near the front door of a home a couple of houses away.

Sgt. Geoffrey Miner tells WGGB/WSHM a driver reported seeing the cows walking on the side of a road and in yards in Suffield on Sunday morning.

Officers managed to take a photo of the cows before herding them back to their pen.

Police posted the photo on Facebook, saying two "suspicious males" were going door-to-door "trying to sell dairy products." They were "apprehended after a short foot pursuit."

Police say the cows were able to escape due to a faulty electrical wire fence.
http://www.wcvb.com/article/police-warning-dont-open-doors-to-any-unfamiliar-cattle/8955266

 

[Weezard]

And definitely don't try to milk the "suspicious males."

 

[Robrites]

 

[Robrites]

 

[bsgospel]

Jeez, how dark is the soul that wants to cut someone's hands off? That's the kind of woman who puts the family cat down because it pees once on the carpet.

 

[Weezard]

She used to have chirdren, but they misbehaved.

 

[bsgospel]

*dreamy voice* Now they're on the Island.......

 

[Elixir]

wondered why nobody reported it!

 

[Weezard]

Betting somebody keeps cutting tongues off.

 

[noyd666]

 

[noyd666]

trumps new fence could beat this.

 

[noyd666]

 

[Weezard]

Well, did the fence work?
Only takes one pregnant wetback bunny, ya know.

Ben Franklin wanted the wild turkey but he got voted down.

 

[noyd666]

 

[Weezard]

Never a dull moment down unda.

 

[noyd666]

Well, did the fence work?
Only takes one pregnant wetback bunny, ya know.

Ben Franklin wanted the wild turkey but he got voted down.

 

[Weezard]

Yikes!
Maybe someone should call the Donald and tell him walls no work.

 

[Robrites]

One Pregnant Wetback Bunny

Would be a Great Name for a Rock Band.

 

[Bud Green]

I googled wedge tailed eagles vs. bald eagles, just to get my fact straight, and this picture was right beside the one my buddy noyd posted!....... Honest!

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[Stoner4Life]

spotted 2 bald eagles today (just minutes apart) on my ride into town, a fairly common sight up here.......