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we need to re evaluate the value of vajajy

RetroGrow

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kinda sounds like karma man. sucks she left ya and for your best friend to boot! been there, fucked that. I could be out right now, but I'm too busy reading about growing. Gotta figure this shit out soon. I don't have time for men at the moment or a place they could come without seeing my grow. no cock is worth inviting trouble into the home. have to admit the minge is lonely.

Yummy, did you get a sex change operation?
 
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DoubleDDsNuggs

are you talking about my best friend screwing my boyfriend? I'm confuzzled.
 

dddaver

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I'm enjoying the conversation but can't help thinking I'm on the Big Bang Theory and DD just walked into the comic book shop and everybody is looking at each other and thinking, "OMG, a GIRL is talking to us." And BTW, where is Captain Sweat Pants?
 

dddaver

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I had to look it up. It is always fun to learn something new.

minge
The minge is not the actual vagina, but the hair surrounding the area. On the labia majora and the pubic mound. Loose, shaggy hair that is not neatly trimmed, and may be a little fragranced with 'girl perfume'.

Just a suggestion, but maybe a Brazillion might help toward thwarting said loneliness...at least lessen the problem? ;D
 
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DoubleDDsNuggs

oh I get it. lol I tired waxing once and it was horrible. just horrible. I prefer to shave. way easier and you don't have to spread eagle for some stranger ;)
 

RetroGrow

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Now I'm confused. Yummy was your best friend, or your boyfriend?
Confuzzled? Try a Brazilian wax job! It only stings for a second.

Sorry. Just funnin' with you. Yummy Bud was a strange character that used to post here years ago. He/she posted lots of off the wall stuff, and for a moment, I thought maybe you were he/she. Haven't heard from him/her in ages, nor have I seen any minge in ages, hence my suggestion of a Brazilian, to get rid of your "con-fuzz-lement. Get it? Fuzz? Brazilian? Anyway, I'll remove that minge, free of charge, on our first date! You might want to do a bit of light trimming first, though, with some hedge trimmers, or something. Makes the waxing easier/less painful. :biggrin:
Go to You Tube, and search Brazilian Waxing.
 

stoned-trout

if it smells like fish
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beautifull women are too high maintainance and also expensive...I have had my share...I like just decent looking ones nowadays....I don't mind little imperfections as I aint perfect...long as they got a decent personality and don't nit pick......I never really liked big boobs...not that I turned any well endowed women away tho.....
 

theother

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Honest opinion, take care of your own shit first, talk to women honestly, pay them honest compliments, respect them, and have tons of sex with them because nobody is ever honest with them, its pretty simple. I think it starts with respect and honesty. Like don't just say whatever it takes to get laid, that's lame. I think that's why so many people end up in these fucked relationships.

Honesty and respect before sex, sex before connection, connection if its appropriate (honestly its usually not), if not just more sex. Everyone's happy. No joke it works. I can so enjoy having sex with a woman I don't want to spend the rest of my mortal life with, and believe me she feels the same.

Leave it to judeo christian monogamous outlook to ruin the funnest thing in the world. Im not advocating against monogamy im just saying that your gonna have a lot of sex with a lot of people that you aren't going to spend your life with, so why lie to them and say you are? That just cheapens everyone. Take care of your body, take care of their body :) and they will come back for more, even if you don't lie to them.
 

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