Trump thread part 2 (Or anything else we want to talk about that's ridiculous in politics today)

[mean mr.mustard]

Mustard is often on a hotdog.

Let that sink in.

I can fit most of one in my mouth.

 

[Captain Red Eye]

tarzan loves swinging on girthy vines while naked, what's yer point?


no thanks, i'll pass

Beavers like to gnaw on thick husky trunks! Your move.

 

[Captain Red Eye]

Yes I live in the real world and am not in denial.

I'll use another word like freedom.

I didn't mean to offend you.

I accept your apology.

You didn't offend me, you amused me.

 

[nepalnt21]

there's this beaver documentary i watched with my buddies (yes we were very high), this bear cub was fuckin with the beavers... so when the cub climbed a slender but very tall tree, the beavers got to work and chewed that motherfucker down REAL quick while the bear cub was looking down frantic like "hey wtf yall doin down there?!?!"...

well the beavers were so nice, they had the tree fall over a pool of water so the bear cub had a scare and a splash and ran off.

i love beavers.

 

[iTarzan]

So Bruce Jenner becomes Caitlyn Jenner because he wants to be a woman. However, he doesn't remove his penis and still is only sexually interested in woman. When asked he said he was still heterosexual which essentially admitted he isn't a woman in his current form.

The swimmer said he was a woman. He bought a pair of tits, entered women's swimming events but didn't have his penis removed and said he wasn't homosexual just trans. He admitted he wasn't a woman by saying this.

Half the country has gone batshit crazy. They want to be a woman but keep their hotdog so they can interconnect properly.

So they transitioned into a lesbian with a penis to save the expense of buying a strap-on dildo??? WTF???

 

[Captain Red Eye]

Not if your different ideas are banishment and legislated morality.

I'm not in favor of legislating morality either. I'm starting to think you're half okay now.

Morality without context is like the word, "value", it's subjective.

 

[iTarzan]

I love the song" I got a silver beaver".

 

[Captain Red Eye]

there's this beaver documentary i watched with my buddies (yes we were very high), this bear cub was fuckin with the beavers... so when the cub climbed a slender but very tall tree, the beavers got to work and chewed that motherfucker down REAL quick while the bear cub was looking down frantic like "hey wtf yall doin down there?!?!"...

well the beavers were so nice, they had the tree fall over a pool of water so the bear cub had a scare and a splash and ran off.

i love beavers.

Score one for the beavers!

I'm a 1970s guy, so of course I too love beaver.

 

[nepalnt21]

hahaha none of those freakish shaved beavers for me, either... their coats are there for a reason!

@Captain Red Eye

 

[Captain Red Eye]

 

[VinScentVanGro]

Mustard is often on a hotdog.

Let that sink in.

lol.

 

[Captain Red Eye]

I love the song" I got a silver beaver".

 

[GenghisKush]

Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time
She pricked her finger one day, and it occurred to her
She might have a porcupine

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time
She pricked her finger one day, and it occurred to her
She might have a porcupine

I was waiting for this one!!

Oh Winona....

 

[mean mr.mustard]

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We could party!

 

[mean mr.mustard]

hahaha none of those freakish shaved beavers for me, either... their coats are there for a reason!

@Captain Red Eye

I'm more of a bald faced beaver with an afro kind of guy.

 

[armedoldhippy]

none of those freakish shaved beavers for me

i'm quite fond of them, i HATE finding hair in anything i'm eating...

 

[nepalnt21]

yeah but you could save money on floss

@armedoldhippy

 

[iTarzan]

 

[buzzmobile]

I'll still take a walk down the beach at sunset with you though.