Trump thread part 2 (Or anything else we want to talk about that's ridiculous in politics today)

[mean mr.mustard]

Choke on a Big Mac

Hide in a Sadaam Hussein fashion "spider hole"

Hang himself with that flag he was assaulting

Die from the virus that was going away any day

Lynched and executed by his own supporters when a hot mic picks up what he really thinks of them

 

[armedoldhippy]

Convertible Chevy drives off a cliff

with The Chump & Giuliani doing a "Thelma and Louise" reboot? nobody could do it better! we need a camera mounted on the dash so i can watch their facial expressions on the way down... even The Chump has to obey the Law of Gravity...

 

[GOT_BUD?]

Trump keeps saying it's a witch hunt so let's make that happen - burn him at the stake.

 

[mean mr.mustard]

As long as we can still do the nose...

 

[Zeez]

Death by his own genius.
High Dose Horse laxatives (HDHL)
Bleach injections
Three dozen Serbian whores with AKs who were promised the dream.
Ultraviolet dildo reaming (UVDR)
Locked in a room with 300 scorned women and throw in cases of long rubber dicks.
(Death by Dick. DBD)

 

[GOT_BUD?]

Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels - "He beat a man to death with a black rubber cock."

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Drown in hooker pee

Bleach enema

 

[buzzmobile]

 

[GOT_BUD?]

I see Bernie and I are of similar boxing skill.

 

[GenghisKush]

I see Bernie and I are of similar boxing skill.

yeah but he can catch a line drive, which is impressive

 

[HempKat]

He's a narcissist playing an all or nothing game.
If the outcome becomes a foreseeable loss, I'm thinking he will go out with a bang.

As long as it's the bang of a large calibre pistol he presses to the side of his head, who know's we mght get lucky and his cult members will follow the lead?

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Not too large of a caliber...

That's humane.

 

[Zeez]

with The Chump & Giuliani doing a "Thelma and Louise" reboot? nobody could do it better! we need a camera mounted on the dash so i can watch their facial expressions on the way down... even The Chump has to obey the Law of Gravity...

Yeah, Both bug eyed with Chumps comb over in full retreat and Rudy in full greasy melt down.

 

[Zeez]

As long as it's the bang of a large calibre pistol he presses to the side of his head, who know's we mght get lucky and his cult members will follow the lead?

When Chump screws the republicans for the second time you can be sure his ass kissers will get the boot too.

 

[GenghisKush]

with The Chump & Giuliani doing a "Thelma and Louise" reboot? nobody could do it better! we need a camera mounted on the dash so i can watch their facial expressions on the way down... even The Chump has to obey the Law of Gravity...

They're already more than halfway there already!

 

[HempKat]

Not too large of a caliber...

That's humane.

Well if you want my first choice of how he might take his own life, I still would prefer that his lifeless body be found at the end of a prison sheet noose in a cell that he was incarcerated in. That likely wouldn't ever happen because if he did get locked up he would still have his secret service detail assigned to him to keep him from harm. That way he would still have the humiliation of being the first President ever convicted of a crime and incarcerated. Anyway, because of the secret service I went with my second choice of death by self firing squad, as far as the calibre as long as it's big enough to penetrate his thick skull that would be fine with me.

 

[Brother Nature]

This threads gotten classy...

 

[buzzmobile]

This threads gotten classy...

How low can it go?

 

[GOT_BUD?]

As classy as the former President.

Or did we forget his claim that he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and still get voted in?

 

[buzzmobile]

As classy as the former President.

Or did we forget his claim that he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and still get voted in?

Go back a few pages and re-read how classy this thread has devolved.