OldPork
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OK I know most of us in the states order from seed companies that provide tracking numbers for our seed orders. So let me present a hypothetical situation which illustrates what I think could be a problem with this:
You think you've done everything right to cover your ass. You've used a money order and you are having your seeds shipped to a safe postal address which is not the location of your grow site. Yep you sure are sneaky...
You've been securely emailed a unique tracking number issued to you by the seed broker in the UK and you have been checking Royal Mail and you see your package has been dispatched to the USA for delivery... and now you know that you need to track your order on the web using the same tracking number not through royal mail in the UK, but though USPS.com in the USA.
It arrives in the USA and let's say is intercepted by US customs. The customs boys then ask the techies working for USPS to flag your unique tracking number in the USPS system and to get the IP address of anyone checking on that number and to pass it on to local law enforcement. Easily done my friends.
Now, unless you are using a program that hides your real IP address, LEO can find out where you live and who you are through a homeland security request to your ISP, even if you are having the package delivered somewhere else. You've played right into their hands. And all you had to do was track your seed order with an unprotected web browser. These fat-assed donut eating SOBs did not even have to get up out of their chairs to find you. Sneaky sneaky you...
They come to your house and discover your grow and charge you with a felony. They haul your ass out in handcuffs in front of your neighbors and kids. Big John down in cell block#9 is very happy because he is very excited to meet his new bride. YOU. That night, as he buries himself inside you, you cry out "MY GOD! He's GOT ME!!! AAAAAHHHHHH". The other inmates just laugh at your yelpings. Oh my sweet gawd awaken me from this heinous nightmare!
So that's why the OldPork protects his tender virgin asshole. He uses the TOR browser bundle, open source free software that uses overseas proxies to check on his seed orders. Remember fellas, when it comes to porking...it is better to give than to receive. ahahaha
You think you've done everything right to cover your ass. You've used a money order and you are having your seeds shipped to a safe postal address which is not the location of your grow site. Yep you sure are sneaky...
You've been securely emailed a unique tracking number issued to you by the seed broker in the UK and you have been checking Royal Mail and you see your package has been dispatched to the USA for delivery... and now you know that you need to track your order on the web using the same tracking number not through royal mail in the UK, but though USPS.com in the USA.
It arrives in the USA and let's say is intercepted by US customs. The customs boys then ask the techies working for USPS to flag your unique tracking number in the USPS system and to get the IP address of anyone checking on that number and to pass it on to local law enforcement. Easily done my friends.
Now, unless you are using a program that hides your real IP address, LEO can find out where you live and who you are through a homeland security request to your ISP, even if you are having the package delivered somewhere else. You've played right into their hands. And all you had to do was track your seed order with an unprotected web browser. These fat-assed donut eating SOBs did not even have to get up out of their chairs to find you. Sneaky sneaky you...
They come to your house and discover your grow and charge you with a felony. They haul your ass out in handcuffs in front of your neighbors and kids. Big John down in cell block#9 is very happy because he is very excited to meet his new bride. YOU. That night, as he buries himself inside you, you cry out "MY GOD! He's GOT ME!!! AAAAAHHHHHH". The other inmates just laugh at your yelpings. Oh my sweet gawd awaken me from this heinous nightmare!
So that's why the OldPork protects his tender virgin asshole. He uses the TOR browser bundle, open source free software that uses overseas proxies to check on his seed orders. Remember fellas, when it comes to porking...it is better to give than to receive. ahahaha