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[Lil 'o Me]

Yay!!! I feel ya girl. I never realized how great pooping could be until my son started going in the potty!

..... er..... well there was that one burrito I'll never forget.

 

[Guest 18340]

lol!

 

[tinman]

i got mornin wood....and its early eavening!!! muuhaaaaahahaha!!

 

[Agent M.Scarn]

 

[sackoweed]

I just saw a nice nice nice ass pair of real tiddies at the store.. I wanted so bad to ask her what her nipples looked like... And they were real, they didnt look like she halved a grapefruit and stuck em on her chest..

 

[steppinRazor]

OMFG TVKI!!!!

 

[obscuredbycloud]

86.28.157.92

 

[grumblez]

getchyer motor ruuuunnin'

 

[FatBlunt420]

T U I, till i die!

 

[sackoweed]

Man i am horney as a toad.... My son needs to go to sleep already, so i can chase the wife around with this baby's arm holding an apple!!!

 

[plur]

Joe Rogan's UFC commentary is funnier than his actual stand-up.
Quote:
"Davis looks like he could just jump right over his head if he wanted to."
(comment made during Phil Davis' fight w/ Brian Stann @ UFC 109)
I lol'd so hard I nearly pissed myself...only a true stoner would say something like that...

 

[tinman]

I just saw a nice nice nice ass pair of real tiddies at the store.. I wanted so bad to ask her what her nipples looked like... And they were real, they didnt look like she halved a grapefruit and stuck em on her chest..

awww fuck,sackO!!! im hornier than a three balled billy goat and hearin bout those titties is killin me!!! like i said before.....i've been jerkin off in the shower so much i get a fuckin hardon when it rainz!! man,i gotta get laid! i spend all my free time with my grows i just dont get out anymore! hookerz! maybe i should get a hooker! wudda ya guyz think? a blow me and leave kinda thing!? yeah,mabe a hooker!

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

no hookers!! LOL
I swear my brother likes weird shit like midget hookers...
TFF
Good morning everyone!!

 

[unclefishstick]

what about lesbian vampires?

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

sure, sounds like a good time

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

lmao@ running background checks on ppl you meet online....this commercial is TFF... beenverified . com LOL

 

[unclefishstick]

i know,i try not to tell people i'm an incredibly nubile swedish girl with bad nymphomania,i should check more of the people i meet....

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

lmfao!!!!! yea and i'm a 350 pound 6'7 man
LOL

 

[tinman]

yeah!! and im really a huge fat lady who is addickted to rubbin 'em out on cheese burgers! and my fantassee is to be crunched by krunchbubble!! hahahahahahahahaha! no lezie vamps fer me!

 

[unclefishstick]

well thats not what the profile i got said...j/k i have had to put some people on ignore..