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Classyathome

WTF is with obese people wearing stretchy material clothes???

Looks like a disaster at a sausage factory. 250 lbs of fat, squeezed into a casing designed for 1/2 that amount.

Do these people not own mirrors???

Damn - sometimes I wanna poke my own eyes out after seeing that.

And, NO - that Super, super maxipad isn't noticeable at all in that 1 micron thick spandex bike pants you've managed to haul your bloated carcass into.

People of Walmart, Indeed...
 
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xinsanewickedx

lol one of the dudes i worked with was like 400 plus ,he was so fat the fucker couldnt even tie his shoes .i would fuck with that guy so bad ,but he knew i was messing with him lol
 
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Cookie monster

Classy I saw one of them in the supermarket this morning....wandering around in her slippers eating biscuits straight out of the packet as she shopped.

Seriously wanted to lecture the chippo on how my taxes are being spent on health care for her because she is obese.

How hard is it to exercise and eat good food??...seriously:dunno:
 

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sackoweed

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fuck now i know why i rarely ever get drunk... I feel a lil bit shitty..... But, nothing a fat ass joint wont fix... fuck beer, and mixed drinx.... peace..

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