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waveguide

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yup.

i just went back, turned the stove OFF ten, fifteen minutes ago.

guess what, the "burner" is still actively emitting heat.

because, it's an "intelligent" appliance.

there ain't shit on it. hasn't been for a while.


to me, the idea of refrigerators and shit talking to you in a human voice to remind you of shit, is fucking inhuman. but it's someone else's idea of "convenience".

i think, now, for reals, captain,

i think, that that "convenience" minded person is actually a shithole, who intentionally fucks everyone up. they can sell the idea, but they KNOW it will turn peoples' lives into an acid drenched hell.

five years down the road, your fridge goes a bit haywire. you've just been to the hospital to see someone you care about and on the way home, your car breaks down, you get home in the rain, and find some other shit to deal with, your dog shit on your couch or something, and you've been up for thirty six hours, and your fridge is stuck, telling you your eggs are sons of bitches or something, every 45 seconds.

if you don't see how that works, remember when you get there, i tried to warn ya bro!
 

Bud Green

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Those same "smart" appliances that you're talking about also have transmitters and send your "usage" information to the manufacturer,
the electric company, and God knows who else is nosy enough to want it for their purposes....

Just like "smart" cell phones...
 

Midnite Toker

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Color TV's aren't as heavy as they were in 1985. Even the large screen TV's are a fraction of what they weighed 30 years ago. So if you "got to move these color TV's", well, "That aint working"
:tiphat:~mT
 
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sackoweed

I took anger management already!!!! FUCK!!!
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When some describe a cross that not many others may have as 5-6 different odors from fruit to chemical to fuel to candy to rotten then back to one of the before mentioned. THEN they finish with its pure heaven or something better than the first 5 descriptions. Lmfao!! That always cracks me up. So basically the one odor they go back to is the one it really smells like. ����
 
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noyd666

we love the odour and spend untold dollars masking the great smell that we all love.
 

HOPS5K

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I just found out I passed my last two probation drug tests!! Oh fuck yeah!! I can't believe, I actually did it! Finally, relief!
 

Midwest sticky

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Watching her slip away more and more,getting sicker and weaker and in more pain everyday,this shit sucks donkey balls.
I wish I could give her my life. I wish I could do more than just trying to keep her comfortable and happy.
 

sackoweed

I took anger management already!!!! FUCK!!!
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Breaks my heart brother^^^ I pray for you and yours for comfort, strength and longevity. Sorry this is happening to your daughter.
 

Midwest sticky

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My first job after leaving the marines was at a hospice, I can tell just by looking at her she's slipping away. Her system is so weak her doctor told me This morning that the vaccinations that are required to take her the places she wants too see would cause her vital organs to shut down. He told me her system is so weak that She's only got a few weeks tops wich really pissed me off three weeks ago he said she had five months, I almost snapped his neck like a fucking twig. Great way to start the day, I'll do everything I can for her to keep her comfortable and happy.
 

HempKat

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Watching her slip away more and more,getting sicker and weaker and in more pain everyday,this shit sucks donkey balls.
I wish I could give her my life. I wish I could do more than just trying to keep her comfortable and happy.

I sympathize, I too have someone I care about (my wife) with chronic health issues that are currently progressive and unstoppable or irreversible so all I can do is watch helplessly until it becomes too much for her body to endure.
 
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