I no longer get high, I get stoned.
trying to get high on the tiny shit bit of weed i have,
too damp because rain. it does that here.
so i put it on the stove to dry it out some.
the stove is intelligent - it won't sustain a "slightly warm" temperature for more than 10 seconds because it's "intelligent".
so twenty minutes later my choices (2 minutes on a "stupid" stove) are burn the fucking weed and evaporate all my thc or wait all fucking day for a stove designed by a fucking faggot.
whoever out there knows anyone who decided appliances should outguess their owners kick that fucking bitch in the head until their dick slides out my ass pls.