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[floralheart]

Chick tried to pick me up last night. twice. I changed my mind. Too slow. She went off with some dude that had been trying to pick her up all night.

Something about the heat. Women are looking.

 

[floralheart]

Before you show me your uncircumcised penis, I must warn you, I'm trained in Aikido.

 

[noyd666]

A NICE SUNNY DAY TODAY, NOT A PIG IN SIGHT.

 

[floralheart]

Sobriety sucks. But at least my house is getting really clean. And my mom's. And probably the neighbors by the time I'm done.

 

[Midnite Toker]

Ziggy played guitar.

 

[Midwest sticky]

Im so sick of the state I live in... One of my neighbors overdosed today and I was coming home from work and saw a shitload of cop cars and a ambulance in front of my house... I freaked out thinking my house got raided and my wife to be had grabbed a gun thinking we were being raided and got shot up. I can't take the stress of living here Anymore. I need to get my fam the fuck outta here.

 

[Genghis Kush]

my buddies wife is super hot and super flirty.

 

[ChinggisKhaan]

The song remained the same

 

[noyd666]

Im so sick of the state I live in... One of my neighbors overdosed today and I was coming home from work and saw a shitload of cop cars and a ambulance in front of my house... I freaked out thinking my house got raided and my wife to be had grabbed a gun thinking we were being raided and got shot up. I can't take the stress of living here Anymore. I need to get my fam the fuck outta here.

your welcome in TASMANIA.

 

[noyd666]

my buddies wife is super hot and super flirty.

 

[floralheart]

I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute.

 

[_tessarecting]

"The world on fire
taxi from Africa

she was drunk"

 

[noyd666]

I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute.

 

[Genghis Kush]

im sick of these stinky boots

 

[Genghis Kush]

no eternal reward, will forgive us know for wasting the dawn

 

[HOPS5K]

I can't wait to see Zac Brown Band next Friday...it's been a little while without smoking now, so this should be the right kind of high for me

 

[noyd666]

just fitted a 8'' mountain air filter and phresh fan in with s/control and the rest of the crap that goes with dank. soooooo av a good weekend.

 

[noyd666]

WE WAS SO POOR WE HAD NO LIGHT IN OUR FRIDGE.

 

[shithawk420]

We was so poor, our fridge was a cooler on the porch!! Lol

 

[HempKat]

We was so poor the closest thing to a porch was a big tree stump right next to where the mobile home we rented was parked.