What's new
  • As of today ICMag has his own Discord server. In this Discord server you can chat, talk with eachother, listen to music, share stories and pictures...and much more. Join now and let's grow together! Join ICMag Discord here! More details in this thread here: here.

Totally Random Post

Status
Not open for further replies.

Midnite Toker

Active member
Veteran
So at the end of the driveway I find a bag containing the phone book and the yellow pages. I don't want them but again, I have them. I don't even bring them in the house anymore, just toss them in the backseat and straight to the recycling center where they will haul them off and turn them into next years phone books. What The Fuck? Does anyone use phone books anymore?:dunno:~mT
 
N

noyd666

lol, yep we do , but I know what you mean, first 4 years our number was not even in the bloody book. more trash. fuk mobile to dear.
 

HOPS5K

Lover of Life
Veteran
I think I'm going to move back to Arizona sometime in the next year or two..I miss my home and no matter how cool Colorado gets, Arizona is my true home and I was raised there, not here in this backwards ass hick town I live in now. My true love lives there, too, and I'd much rather have her than weed. I know weed has been good to me, but I need to get some lovin in my life, too, and I've always known this girl was the one, since the time we met in 6th grade science class...came to school one day after I saw a cat get ran over and she was the first and only one to console me...it's like, damn, how did I miss out on that? I want to move so bad back to where I'm from...I'm like, literally in tears thinking of my old hometown and the one girl who actually loved me for me.
 

floralheart

Active member
Veteran
I inhale my peasant potpourri, under this bridge, lonely are we

Me and you and you, the man-in-the-moon makes three, so lost are we. I wish you'd see, so lost are we

shit a swirl, stay a while, pick up the phone, before you dial... 123

smokie, oakie doakey enphant elephant epitaph of said dead giraffe named pete mcgrath

submit reply, so dead am I
 

GreeeeN GRassss

duppy conqueror
Veteran
I think I'm going to move back to Arizona sometime in the next year or two..I miss my home and no matter how cool Colorado gets, Arizona is my true home and I was raised there, not here in this backwards ass hick town I live in now. My true love lives there, too, and I'd much rather have her than weed. I know weed has been good to me, but I need to get some lovin in my life, too, and I've always known this girl was the one, since the time we met in 6th grade science class...came to school one day after I saw a cat get ran over and she was the first and only one to console me...it's like, damn, how did I miss out on that? I want to move so bad back to where I'm from...I'm like, literally in tears thinking of my old hometown and the one girl who actually loved me for me.

love is over rated :tiphat:

stay where you are.
 

Midwest sticky

Resident Smartass & midget connoisseur
My crosses turned out great there's a bunch of plump tiger striped babies!
Un seeded plants come down in a week or two, then filling up the net again.
 

trichrider

Kiss My Ring
Veteran
So at the end of the driveway I find a bag containing the phone book and the yellow pages. I don't want them but again, I have them. I don't even bring them in the house anymore, just toss them in the backseat and straight to the recycling center where they will haul them off and turn them into next years phone books. What The Fuck? Does anyone use phone books anymore?:dunno:~mT

vermicompost...
worms love phonebooks.
 

waveguide

Active member
Veteran
he shall have erased caringly
glanced dearly during swishers
knowingly against a pincher
please let us mire for this week

glowed cutely against those striders
their attribute to the codes
painfully sell me with a note
an order aside tyrants

brightly erased beside the trains
you were never expressing
I had always been respected
that under your safer pace

this is to be embodying
roundly feel these wanderers
paler over a sufferer
us around those floppy things

among the beats the urns would fold
please don't glide logically
please let them crumble urgently
these quiets in those blissful stones
 

atk7

Active member
Random words piled upon one another , not a rant not a rage just a ramble.
Some may wonder what statements are these, and look for meaning or codes or patterns. But in reality is but the totally random thoughts of ones mind set free to roam. Perhaps?
 
N

noyd666

picture.php
yeeehaw
 

Harry Gypsna

Dirty hippy Bastard
Veteran
Come together. Right now. Over me.

A chorus that would never be written in these times of internet pornography and the bukkake genre.
 

ezak420

Member
all existence derives from a common source; a singularity of eternal energy & infinite potential; never at fault, with the prime directive, 'to be'
 

HOPS5K

Lover of Life
Veteran
I must be really bored when I sit out on the back deck. I can see cars going by on the roads below, so when I'm out there late at night and I see a single car followed by another car, I always hope that it's a cop and they get pulled over. I don't know why, it's just boredom, I guess.
 

HOPS5K

Lover of Life
Veteran
Before leaving Amsterdam in 2002, I hid some seeds in my hoodie.. to show you how much of a pussy I am, I didn't follow through. You know where the pull string goes through, I pulled it all the way out and stuck the vial of seeds inside of it. Right before I got in the taxi to go to the airport, I emptied all the seeds out and then in the taxi, proceeded to just leave all my weed in the seat. Fucking loser with no balls. Rather be a loser than lose my freedom though.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Latest posts

Latest posts

Top