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[HOPS5K]

take a shower at night after work and the day is over and still wake up smelling like a pig...shower in the morning to rinse off the sweaty sleep smell..go to work few hours later and get sweaty and smelly again..hahaha..but seriously, is there something I can eat to make me smell better? maybe too much meat? I dunno, but I always stink..fhat the wuck?!!

 

[trichrider]

i still see dead peoples.

 

[HempKat]

take a shower at night after work and the day is over and still wake up smelling like a pig...shower in the morning to rinse off the sweaty sleep smell..go to work few hours later and get sweaty and smelly again..hahaha..but seriously, is there something I can eat to make me smell better? maybe too much meat? I dunno, but I always stink..fhat the wuck?!!

There are foods one can eat that tend to make them smell more then others. I don't like these particular vegtables so I can't speak from personal experience, but I hear asperagus and brussell sprouts can make urine particularly funky smelling. Of course there are also numberous things especially in the legume family (beans) that can bring on severe flatulence. So it stands to reason there's got to be things that would make one smell better. I don't know of any specifically but I'd imagine if there are, they are in the fruit catagory and also perhaps certain spices such as cinnamon.

 

[PuReKnOwLeDgE]

Today I said to my girlfriend, " quit struggling, you are ruining the romance."

 

[Stoner4Life]

wtf? quiet as a morgue in here.......

 

[Protea]

There are foods one can eat that tend to make them smell more then others. I don't like these particular vegtables so I can't speak from personal experience, but I hear asperagus and brussell sprouts can make urine particularly funky smelling. Of course there are also numberous things especially in the legume family (beans) that can bring on severe flatulence. So it stands to reason there's got to be things that would make one smell better. I don't know of any specifically but I'd imagine if there are, they are in the fruit catagory and also perhaps certain spices such as cinnamon.

I love asperagus and brussell sprouts, and have eaten them by the kilo, sometimes i have liek a kilo of asperagus and a slice of ham for dinner, delicious stuff if you ask me,, witch you didnt so nevermind. and i have never smelled my piss afterwards, its just normal piss. sprouts makes you fart alot but will not give you stinky sweat.
i used to be a cook long time ago, so i knew thees things, but im not anymore and havent been for decades.
i think it can be a result form, to much meat and/or processed meat.
milk can do manythings in a boddy, including sweat.
to little veggies, and fruit.
my best guess is that you eat loads of processed meat, and something in it, makes youre sweat stinks,

 

[HempKat]

I love asperagus and brussell sprouts, and have eaten them by the kilo, sometimes i have liek a kilo of asperagus and a slice of ham for dinner, delicious stuff if you ask me,, witch you didnt so nevermind. and i have never smelled my piss afterwards, its just normal piss. sprouts makes you fart alot but will not give you stinky sweat.
i used to be a cook long time ago, so i knew thees things, but im not anymore and havent been for decades.
i think it can be a result form, to much meat and/or processed meat.
milk can do manythings in a boddy, including sweat.
to little veggies, and fruit.
my best guess is that you eat loads of processed meat, and something in it, makes youre sweat stinks,

Well to be honest I don't know for a fact because I don't make a habit of asking people what they ate and then go smell thier piss but there are also sites on the internet that back up what I'm saying here is one example.

Asparagus

Asparagus is one of the most well known vegetables for changing the smell and color of urine. When you consume enough asparagus, it can make your urine a green color, as well as give it a distinctive smell. High asparagus urine is said to smell like rotten cabbage, and the smell is thought to be caused by the sulfur compounds in the asparagus. If you notice a change in the color or smell of your urine when consuming asparagus, you have nothing to worry about.

http://www.livestrong.com/article/526250-foods-that-cause-smelly-urine/

 

[Warped1]

I slipped on the deck yesterday, landed on my back..all 3 steps lol. Damn am I stiff this morning. I sure don't bounce like I used too.

 

[FatBlunt420]

HAPPY HALF X-MAS EVERYONE!!!

to all my workaholics fans!

 

[supermanlives]

so co and apple juice for the win . and oh ya only the 100 proof not that 80 shit LOL

 

[BudToker]

i dont always drink beer but when i do its not some bs mexican beer

 

[supermanlives]

i dont always drink beer ,but when i do its boilermakers.

 

[huligun]

I smoke the herb..... Therefore I am....... High

 

[WonderWoman86]

Sometimes ya feel like a nut, sometimes ya dont!

 

[KSP]

#1, #2, thoroughbreds baby, thoroughbreds, you'll be missed too

 

[huligun]

I slipped on the deck yesterday, landed on my back..all 3 steps lol. Damn am I stiff this morning. I sure don't bounce like I used too.

I did the exact same thing yesterday... three steps and everything. It has been the wettest and coldest summer I have ever seen in my life. I love Oregon but man the weather can suck at times.

It is so funny though, because you describe in detail what I did exactly, in the same state, the same amount of stairs and I am sore from it. I actually slipped two different times yesterday. I told them (auntie and uncle) I would bring some of that sand paper tread stuff next time I come over so they don't get their asses sued off.

 

[Stoner4Life]

don't mind me, I woke up on the
wrong side of the bag today.......

 

[PascalLacsap]

I love asperagus

My children and I pronounce it ASS-PER-ASS-GRASS

And yes, it does make my urine smell funny - in as little as a few minutes after consuming. Never smelled anyone else' urine, but heard it does.

 

[Catfishh]

jon....jacob......jingledonkey........his name was my name too!!!

 

[igrowkushbitch]

i love uk shameless