TOTALLY RANDOM POST II

[big315smooth]

Lost 10 lbs avoiding fast food for a month and celebrated with some chicken nuggets last night.

I wish I could pass this off as a shart, but that’s simply not the case.

I haven’t dumped a shit in my pants like this since before I can remember.

No more mcd’s. Ever.

went back to a friends after night of drinking didnt have nothing in the fridge found bag frozen shrimp cook it up passed out. woke up with the worst stomache ache and the only time in my life i couldnt control bowels i was throwing liquid out both ends. the exp date was 2010 it happened 2016.

 

[Stoner4Life]

forgot...

 

[nordie]

age bracket stoner.

 

[nordie]

forgot...

no everything is sweet, at least she's got redhair.

 

[Stoner4Life]

no everything is sweet, at least she's got redhair.

as I recall, your preference.......






I've got some kinky chicken in the oven, sweet potato french fries coming alongside soon and some local homemade coleslaw

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word up!

 

[nordie]

massive rep.

 

[nordie]

looks like rain today, a bloody blessing if it does.

 

[nordie]

wrong , its a sunny day but nice and breezy like me farts.

 

[Teddybrae]

I knew a bloke once. He could eat and drink beer and smoke and talk and fart all at the same time. He became a member of an unusual website and posted nonsense in the Forums for three days. Y'oud think the website would act to get rid of him. But instead they let him bother members individually by allowing him to send private messages. Weird.

 

[nordie]

wonderful world we live in.

 

[nordie]

thank you lord 50 is in far away eyes.

 

[nordie]

garbage bins are out, hope they don't attract any green leaf pigs .

 

[armedoldhippy]

I knew a bloke once. He could eat and drink beer and smoke and talk and fart all at the same time. He became a member of an unusual website and posted nonsense in the Forums for three days. Y'oud think the website would act to get rid of him. But instead they let him bother members individually by allowing him to send private messages. Weird.

i think i know the guy...

 

[Bud Green]

Why is it that when you're driving down the highway,
all the people going 15 MPH slower than you are morons,
and all the people driving 15 MPH faster than you are fuckin' idiots?

 

[Weezard]

Because George Carlin said so?

 

[nordie]

Why is it that when you're driving down the highway,
all the people going 15 MPH slower than you are morons,
and all the people driving 15 MPH faster than you are fuckin' idiots?

I don't drive

 

[nordie]

bloody great pizza tonight, called a dirty bird .

 

[ion]

paradox ...pair of docks...

i hate driving. i love driving. put endless miles on the road in a car for decades, then became a truck driver. on the road, if you pay attention, you could unravel the secrets of the universe by observing your fellow herdmates' behavior..........you're piloting a missile that weighs between 2-16 tons, yes if you follow the law and rule you'll prolly be okay and not eat airbag or worse but as most you know you cant account for the other herdmate, or the 120lb sheet of ice careening toward you at 70mph from the oxygen thief infrontya that didnt do due diligence and scrape that box off.......brake lights on the freeway up ahead always indicates you immediately check your sides and sixOclock, nobody sees them until screeeeeeeech.........sometimes its 3a depart to hunters point/bronx from upper NE, driving due south with nary a soul on the road, the sun glows. ~yes~.................but then again, if oil ran out tomorrow and my whip became a storage unit id say thankee, dust my hands off, and get my bicycle tuned up.

 

[Green Squall]

 

[7thson]

Sometimes I like leaving my phone at home.