TOTALLY RANDOM POST II

[mushulatubbee]

Ginormous!!!!

Ginormous!!!!

At least while out here i can see real beauty like this! Bucketlist shit boys and girls!

 

[Stan G.]

There once was a man from Bombay Who fashioned a woman's **** out of clay. But the heat from his prick Turned it into a brick. And he chaffed his foreskin away! ahia hia ahi ahia
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a ****, I could fuck it. la la
There once was a plumber from Tralea Who was plumbing his girl by the sea. She said, "Stop your plumbing" There's somebody coming!" Said the plumber still plumbing "It's me!"
la al la ala la la ,
There once was a man from wisconsin, He cummed so much whores would get lost in, A sea of white, And if conditions were right, Someone would drown in the fuckin. ahi ahi ahia
There once was a woman from spain She tried to fuck a train The train gave a shunt and buckled her **** by fuck she'll not try that again ahia ahi ahi ahia ahia , lalala la
there was a young fellow from Reading, who was constantly wetting the bedding, till his wife had to say, I don't mind the spray, it's the smell in the morning I'm dreading. ahia ahia ahia

Made me cry laughing, my old man love those limericks.

 

[Cvh]

I suspect that some people here are using drugs. Yes, really I even have evidence. Maybe I have to tell it to the mods. They are smoking that pot tabacco plant.

 

[minds_I]

Hello all,

The jig is up Plump.

The cracks show and light is starting to shine through...can you feel it Plump? Can you?

Yes I think you can. Does the thought of dying in jail frighten you? No gold toilet seats for you bucko.

Yet I would be satisfied with your resignation and a mea culpa. You can go back to your life, in disgrace bigly, and die in the solitude of your golden tower.

That is all.

Edit: Just to be clear, the guy who was investigating the White House was just Fired by the White House...Phuquing Wow.

minds_I

 

[noyd666]

just a thought bubble

 

[Meraxes]

just a thought bubbleView Image

Contemplating his next gaffe...he's a cranky bastard, especially in photo ops...said, "Would you take the fucking picture already!" .

 

[mushulatubbee]

Potential?

Potential?

Hoping for incredible bulk? Mineral oil ftw? Wow man wow!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3066540/Bodybuilder-risks-life-injecting-oil-alcohol.html

 

[noyd666]

fired through a cannon, fuk em lol.

 

[Meraxes]

Holy Shit! It's actually gonna fuckin rain! Go Florida!

 

[mushulatubbee]

Hold meh stonez

Hold meh stonez

Always mam! Always!

 

[noyd666]

still sunshine down this way. but a bit chilly on the willy.

 

[Stoner4Life]

got little Suzi sitting in my lap, gettin' her belly rubs & then stretching up giving me some neck nuzzles in return, I still have a hard time getting used to what a lap dog she really is. whenever I make a fresh cup of coffee & drag it back to my desk *boom* she's in my lap, I'm sure her previous owner must've sat and enjoyed some coffee & Suzi simultaneously.......

 

[mushulatubbee]

got little Suzi sitting in my lap, gettin' her belly rubs & then stretching up giving me some neck nuzzles in return, I still have a hard time getting used to what a lap dog she really is. whenever I make a fresh cup of coffee & drag it back to my desk *boom* she's in my lap, I'm sure her previous owner must've sat and enjoyed some coffee & Suzi simultaneously.......

30+ thousand years those animals have been by mans side! Truly a gift!

 

[Stoner4Life]

 

[noyd666]

love the chimney smoke smell, almost like dank.

 

[Meraxes]

Had an unexpected sneeze at the post office yesterday. Hands occupied holding a box, wasn't pretty. Apology was not accepted...[sad face]

 

[seeded]

love the chimney smoke smell, almost like dank.

Nothing better than a fireplace in the cooler months to relieve yourself of some garden trimmings. It all burns surprisingly well in the middle of the night though it makes the street a tad stinky

 

[mushulatubbee]

Blah fatty

 

[minds_I]

Hello all,

It was 41 years ago today that I joined the navy at the tender age if 17.

Looking around me today...shit sure has changed.

minds_I

 

[noyd666]

getting close now.