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TOTALLY RANDOM POST II

Stoner4Life

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what kind of simpleton derives pleasure from watching their faithful old dog become so terrorized???

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Yessir

Ikr? Hopefully they come home one day and the dogs riding it like a steer!

Awwww us natives got a monument!
 

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Stoner4Life

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lmfmfao!!!

I woke up from a nap & my little doxie Suzi wasn't up in bed w/me, she was over in her chair; I went to the can & came out knowing that she needed to go out too, but she wouldn't come to my call to the door, she just stayed in her chair.

Suzi had that 'guilty of something' look on her face, so I walked over to her to see what was up. sometimes Suzi needs a physical prodding to go out if she can hold it in, but that trick doesn't work w/me, so I very gently & never w/attitude, help slide her down from chair to floor.

Not this time though, as I'm about 2 or 3 feet away from her she holds up her front left paw, attached is an old mouse glue trap, she's got a worried look on her face because I don't like when she goes under some old shelving I have, she loves the chase. I laughed pretty hard tugging her foot off of that nasty old thing, she must love her little adventures while I doze.
 
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yep funny buggers alright, our cats are busy catching lizards n bringing them inside to fuk with, get upset when we put them back outside lol.
 

minds_I

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Hello all,

Went in for a minor shoulder surgery on Tuesday....turned into more involved and has left me with my left arm in a sling.


Not a big problem for most but I am in a wheelchair so I can only go in circles.

It sucks but I wanted to say be grateful for your family...it has made an impossible situation into a manageable one.

minds_I
 

minds_I

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hello all,

POTUS:
"I loved my previous life. I had so many things going ... This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier."

Ahhh, you could quit.

Just sayin'.

minds_I
 

luposolitario

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There once was a man from Bombay Who fashioned a woman's **** out of clay. But the heat from his prick Turned it into a brick. And he chaffed his foreskin away! ahia hia ahi ahia
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a ****, I could fuck it. la la
There once was a plumber from Tralea Who was plumbing his girl by the sea. She said, "Stop your plumbing" There's somebody coming!" Said the plumber still plumbing "It's me!"
la al la ala la la ,
There once was a man from wisconsin, He cummed so much whores would get lost in, A sea of white, And if conditions were right, Someone would drown in the fuckin. ahi ahi ahia
There once was a woman from spain She tried to fuck a train The train gave a shunt and buckled her **** by fuck she'll not try that again ahia ahi ahi ahia ahia , lalala la
there was a young fellow from Reading, who was constantly wetting the bedding, till his wife had to say, I don't mind the spray, it's the smell in the morning I'm dreading. ahia ahia ahia
 

minds_I

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Hello all,

you know that sound that Vader makes while breathing....

S I am sitting reading/typing with one hand while I have my vape bag in my mouth like a cigarette right...and so I Am inhaling from the bag holding it and exhaling and I noticed that it sounded like Vader.


That is all.

minds_I
 
Had a breeder charge me 65 bucks for a ten pack of beans that did ZERo germination! First time in my life nothing popped at all! Rather then make things right they wanna try to pull more money outa me. I better start throwing pollen because im kinda low income and 65 for nothing aint kool where im from!
 
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noyd666

There once was a man from Bombay Who fashioned a woman's **** out of clay. But the heat from his prick Turned it into a brick. And he chaffed his foreskin away! ahia hia ahi ahia
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a ****, I could fuck it. la la
There once was a plumber from Tralea Who was plumbing his girl by the sea. She said, "Stop your plumbing" There's somebody coming!" Said the plumber still plumbing "It's me!"
la al la ala la la ,
There once was a man from wisconsin, He cummed so much whores would get lost in, A sea of white, And if conditions were right, Someone would drown in the fuckin. ahi ahi ahia
There once was a woman from spain She tried to fuck a train The train gave a shunt and buckled her **** by fuck she'll not try that again ahia ahi ahi ahia ahia , lalala la
there was a young fellow from Reading, who was constantly wetting the bedding, till his wife had to say, I don't mind the spray, it's the smell in the morning I'm dreading. ahia ahia ahia

gotta laugh everytime I come across this, haven't heard them for years lol.
 

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