Ikr? Hopefully they come home one day and the dogs riding it like a steer!
Awwww us natives got a monument!
There once was a man from Bombay Who fashioned a woman's **** out of clay. But the heat from his prick Turned it into a brick. And he chaffed his foreskin away! ahia hia ahi ahia
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a ****, I could fuck it. la la
There once was a plumber from Tralea Who was plumbing his girl by the sea. She said, "Stop your plumbing" There's somebody coming!" Said the plumber still plumbing "It's me!"
la al la ala la la ,
There once was a man from wisconsin, He cummed so much whores would get lost in, A sea of white, And if conditions were right, Someone would drown in the fuckin. ahi ahi ahia
There once was a woman from spain She tried to fuck a train The train gave a shunt and buckled her **** by fuck she'll not try that again ahia ahi ahi ahia ahia , lalala la
there was a young fellow from Reading, who was constantly wetting the bedding, till his wife had to say, I don't mind the spray, it's the smell in the morning I'm dreading. ahia ahia ahia