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TOTALLY RANDOM POST II

minds_I

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AN Irishmen is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall of the face of the earth.
 

Stoner4Life

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AN Irishmen is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall of the face of the earth.

I was dropping off the nights receipts from the bar to my boss's house, I found his son George passed out on the lawn, close to the front door; when I tried to rouse him up he told me "sshhhhh, I listening to the grass grow." :nono:





random :dunno: ???

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Floridian

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By the way the pup turned out to be a Chihuahua,miniature schnauzer mix.It's totally impossible not to look this dog in the face without laughing hysterically.Chizer.A laughable mix.
 

minds_I

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I am ok with drinking vodka, I just hope they don't make me eat none of those damn fish eggs.
 

Meraxes

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What is it about Wichita St...always a low seed but kicks butt in the tournament. Great coach for the Shockers...
 

Meraxes

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I'm getting my butt kicked in the brackets by the middle one. I'm going to have to buy a really expensive video game/with addons that will likely cost $130. It's my own fault, for not watching enough ESPN, and paying attention to the statisdicks...
 

Green Squall

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Fucking cable guy is late. Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode. I got a pot of homemade chicken soup on the stove simmering in case there are any smells lingering.
 

Meraxes

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Maybe you just haven't found the right girl yet Noyd, stay positive. I mean you guys are badass surfers down there...you punch sharks in the face... I expect girls like that.:)
 
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