-
As of today ICMag has his own Discord server. In this Discord server you can chat, talk with eachother, listen to music, share stories and pictures...and much more. Join now and let's grow together! Join ICMag Discord here! More details in this thread here: here.
TOTALLY RANDOM POST II
- Thread starter minds_I
- Start date
N
noyd666
lol, a friend indeed.
Yes, but none the less confounding.
Also, you can pick your friends...you can't pick your family.
A husband and wife are walking into walmart, he is walking behind her and notices out load "baby, when you walk, your butt reminds me of the washer at home".
She says nothing and they and finish their shopping.
Later in the evening when they go to bed, he starts to snuggle up to the missus and she stops him and says...
"I ain't gonna start up the old washer for such a small load...you will have to do it by hand tonight"
She says nothing and they and finish their shopping.
Later in the evening when they go to bed, he starts to snuggle up to the missus and she stops him and says...
"I ain't gonna start up the old washer for such a small load...you will have to do it by hand tonight"
N
noyd666
just found a dog with a plastic bin on its head lol.
Also, you can pick your friends. and you can pick your scabs.....but you can't pick your friend's scabs.....
what the hell is an "orangarian" ??? 
Is it wrong to light up a couple minutes before 4:20? I mean to get ready?
N
noyd666
just blowing my bugle
OranguTrump
Crotchety Old Crotch
My major piss off right now is these fucking chinese vendors on Amazon. 4 consecutive companies, a few hundred bux total & all the seeds I'd ordered to start the venus flytraps (among other things) have ALL failed to show. Waiting over 2 fucking months for shit just to get a refund is BULLSHIT.
Everybody is "so sorry / surprised" that NONE of their shit arrives. I could fucking kill someone right now. Amazon better get a handle on these assholes - I'm tired of this.
Everybody is "so sorry / surprised" that NONE of their shit arrives. I could fucking kill someone right now. Amazon better get a handle on these assholes - I'm tired of this.
OranguTrump
Crotchety Old Crotch
Oh, and I broke a tooth on the Scotch mints I picked up for Mrs. because she said she had puke taste in her mouth. First one I popped in my mouth, crunch - half the tooth is gone.
I cannot buy a fucking break.
I cannot buy a fucking break.
N
noyd666
buy a tattslotto ticket mate, sure to win.
N
noyd666
well flat out raining again, cold coming, stopped me from washing the house n cutting the lawn n digging up the veg garden. read a book s'pose.
N
noyd666
OranguTrump
Crotchety Old Crotch
It's easy to grin
When your ship has come in
And you've got the stock market beat
But a man who's worthwhile
Is a man who can smile
When his shorts are too tight in the seat
One of life's lessons I learned from "Caddyshack"
When your ship has come in
And you've got the stock market beat
But a man who's worthwhile
Is a man who can smile
When his shorts are too tight in the seat
One of life's lessons I learned from "Caddyshack"
