TOTALLY RANDOM POST II

[noyd666]

very troublesome to clear a blocked toilet

 

[Capt.Ahab]

You can't throw a porcupine in a barn, light it on fire, and expect to make licorice.

 

[noyd666]

well there goe's another one.

 

[minds_I]

You can't throw a porcupine in a barn, light it on fire, and expect to make licorice.

Not unless you tenderize it first.....um hmmmm good.

 

[ChinggisKhaan]

I have discovered the cure for SWEATY BALLS!!!!!


Antiperspirant applied to the sac and inner thighs (Mitchum for MEN). No powders or creams. Its the stuff of dreams>>>>>>>>>>>>>FTW

 

[VERMONSTAH]

a one gallon glass jar filled with hot (not boiling please) water, add half cup of oxyclean powder.........stir into hot water with wooden spoon or mixing type spoon etc............put in smoking pipes glassware that needs cleaning...............let it sit for an hour or so in the hot water and oxyclean solution..........it cleans them to perfection EVERYTIME!

 

[Acquitted]

I'm too high for this shit!
Stuck in vehicle with my boyfriend's mom; she hasn't shut up long enough to take a breath yet. The best part of this is that she drives like shit, so I'm maybe not going to have to suffer all the way back.

 

[Meraxes]

In archeology news, Dr. Jones...http://www.history.com/news/80-foot-gate-and-shrine-excavated-in-ancient-city-of-tel-lachish

 

[noyd666]

wish he'd change his shorts.

 

[vaporizeWa]

hahaha genius

 

[armedoldhippy]

wish he'd change his shorts.

sorry, but a stain like that is permanent...

 

[noyd666]

well shit a brick.

 

[Meraxes]

mmK...my son said he wants to be a clown for Halloween, I'm like...."Whoa, whoa, whoa.......whoa."

 

[noyd666]

91 years in oz , ford company closes. i'll keep em going.

 

[VERMONSTAH]

Im responsible with my firearms! Passed hunters safety course at age 12
https://youtu.be/Ck0jZZHjJJo
good points made1

 

[OranguTrump]

Just got the Mrs. home from hospital - poor thing had kidney stone attack & is whacked out of her tree on dilaudid.

It's a BIG stone, the emerg doc said she's not likely to pass it, so maybe surgery.

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving weekend, everyone.

 

[VERMONSTAH]

1. kidney stones almost made my uncle shoot himself to be rid of the agony.......
2. Dilaudid had me trying to have sex with my er nurse after surgury, weird shit!
I really hope your wife gets better as ap
I wouldnt wish that pain on anyone.

 

[OranguTrump]

1. kidney stones almost made my uncle shoot himself to be rid of the agony.......
2. Dilaudid had me trying to have sex with my er nurse after surgury, weird shit!
I really hope your wife gets better as ap
I wouldnt wish that pain on anyone.

Thanks very much - I too have had kidney stones, a few years back. It was agony. My late Mum told me that her father used to get them, and he'd drape himself over the bathtub & scream trying to pass them.

She had an attack last weekend, but we didn't know what it was. She's off work for a week + now. She's blasted on narcs & sleeping now.

 

[minds_I]

Hello all,

Emperor Orange may have run into a bit of a wall.

That is all.

minds_I

 

[noyd666]

looking a bit burnt around the edges.