An ounce?!?!?!??? In a film canister!?!!?
Sorry to tell you this Teddy, but I think you've been getting ripped-off all these years...
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Oh boy oh boy. Maybe he had Polaroid film canisters?
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Oh boy oh boy. Maybe he had Polaroid film canisters?
T
Teddybrae
NO NO Bud! It's true. How can you doubt me after these years of friendship? You know I don't tell lies. A WHOLE ounce of bud, Bud.
Oh, I 'm SO UNHAPPY now ...
Oh, I 'm SO UNHAPPY now ...
An ounce?!?!?!??? In a film canister!?!!?
Sorry to tell you this Teddy, but I think you've been getting ripped-off all these years...
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Don't be sad Teddy...
You know I have a warped sense of sarcasm with my friends...
Sometimes it's hard to express myself in type...
You can't see the grin on my face or hear the tone in my voice...
I know, some people think I'm just a bastard...
But that's just because they don't know "The real me. The real me... The real me..."
M
moose eater
Used to keep weed in those things??!! Used to??!!
I still have a drawer of them, in different styles, colors, etc.
An oz. in them? Maybe with a trash compactor or a suitable bench vice.?
Or maybe an oz.-and-a-half or 2 oz. of decent hash?? Yep, that'd fit.
Then I got older, and though I still have the Kodachrome (and competitors') 35mm film canisters, with age came ailments, and with ailments came pill bottles. Some of the pill bottles they make now are quite nice.
And the adult-proof/child-proof locking mechanisms can perform doubly as a form of sobriety test; too fucked up to open the canister? Probably don't need a puff.
But on the road, without a canister, I'm still fond of the old sandwich baggy. Hard to give up old habits...
I still have a drawer of them, in different styles, colors, etc.
An oz. in them? Maybe with a trash compactor or a suitable bench vice.?
Or maybe an oz.-and-a-half or 2 oz. of decent hash?? Yep, that'd fit.
Then I got older, and though I still have the Kodachrome (and competitors') 35mm film canisters, with age came ailments, and with ailments came pill bottles. Some of the pill bottles they make now are quite nice.
And the adult-proof/child-proof locking mechanisms can perform doubly as a form of sobriety test; too fucked up to open the canister? Probably don't need a puff.
But on the road, without a canister, I'm still fond of the old sandwich baggy. Hard to give up old habits...
7thson
Member
I could only fit about a quarter ounce in one myself,sorry Teddy! I used to go to Walmart and get them at the photo booth,they gave me as many as I wanted.
when's the last time you actually put a sandwich in a baggie???
M
moose eater
This most recent trip to the Yukon Territory, which we just returned from..
My wife makes my sandwiches special, and puts my name on the baggie in Sharpie; the volatiles in the ink of which I hope don't transfer through the plastic.
My younger son doesn't like the sweet onion, sweet peppers, etc., on his sandwiches, so the baggies make it convenient to have our own, marked as such.
Black Forest ham, spicy brown mustard, pepper jack cheese, romaine lettuce (or baby spinach), thinly sliced sweet onion, sweet red bell peppers, sliced jalapeno peppers, all on sprouted grain/whole grain bread, toasted for the journey so they'll not disintegrate as a result of the moisture and jostling.
My wife makes my sandwiches special, and puts my name on the baggie in Sharpie; the volatiles in the ink of which I hope don't transfer through the plastic.
My younger son doesn't like the sweet onion, sweet peppers, etc., on his sandwiches, so the baggies make it convenient to have our own, marked as such.
Black Forest ham, spicy brown mustard, pepper jack cheese, romaine lettuce (or baby spinach), thinly sliced sweet onion, sweet red bell peppers, sliced jalapeno peppers, all on sprouted grain/whole grain bread, toasted for the journey so they'll not disintegrate as a result of the moisture and jostling.
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70s~'80s and I couldn't even begin to tell you how many smoke n' juice sessions ended in a trip to the Belmont section of The Bronx to the White Castle (open 24/7) to grab a sack of sliders; I'd always order 20 of the greasy bastards but couldn't ever finish them, breakfast the following day
70s~'80s and I couldn't even begin to tell you how many smoke n' juice sessions ended in a trip to the Belmont section of The Bronx to the White Castle (open 24/7) to grab a sack of sliders; I'd always order 20 of the greasy bastards but couldn't ever finish them, breakfast the following day
M
moose eater
I'm both on-hold via telephone, AND on-line with the State of Alaska Dept. of Motor Vehicles.
I received a renewal notice for my boat registration for my near-'Smithstonian' more desirable, thicker-hulled, older Grumman 19' square-stern canoe. It requires a DMV registration as a 'motorized vessel,' as a result of commonly attaching 1 of 2 older, trusty, OMC short-shaft, outboard motors to it when in use.. (Which is less and less, as a result of also having a more conventional motorized vessel, with greater free-board above water line, and a larger motor, for getting into and out of bad weather more promptly).
The State of Alaska has been (sort of) penalizing folks for going in person to the DMV office for a number of years now, charging an additional $10 for service if subjecting one's self to the often-long lines there, unless seeking something other than a standard or typical duration of registration, etc.
So, after cruising by the DMV yesterday, and noting at about 3:00 P.M. or so that their parking lot was nearly completely full, I thought, WTF? I'll get on-line and do this the quick and easy way, sitting in my night-garb, right?
Well, I've gone from caller #19, to caller # 15, to caller #11, to caller #7... Are you seeing a pattern here?
Meanwhile I have what is supposed to be a simple form on-line, on my screen, for what is supposed to be a re-registration, but the form is for registration... It wants Coast Guard authentication documents now (HUH??!!), apparently as a result of a new law that took effect in January of this year.
So now, in the infinite wisdom of the State, I not only get to take up my time on-line with a form that doesn't suit my needs, but take up the time of what ever poor bastard is sitting in Juneau (??) answering calls, one after the other, from disoriented and confused folks like myself.
Easier process? I want to meet the programmers and administrative staff who concluded this was an 'easier process'; if only because crawling, however shallowly, into the thought processes of folks who dream this shit up is intriguing to me.
Another morning, shot to hell.
I received a renewal notice for my boat registration for my near-'Smithstonian' more desirable, thicker-hulled, older Grumman 19' square-stern canoe. It requires a DMV registration as a 'motorized vessel,' as a result of commonly attaching 1 of 2 older, trusty, OMC short-shaft, outboard motors to it when in use.. (Which is less and less, as a result of also having a more conventional motorized vessel, with greater free-board above water line, and a larger motor, for getting into and out of bad weather more promptly).
The State of Alaska has been (sort of) penalizing folks for going in person to the DMV office for a number of years now, charging an additional $10 for service if subjecting one's self to the often-long lines there, unless seeking something other than a standard or typical duration of registration, etc.
So, after cruising by the DMV yesterday, and noting at about 3:00 P.M. or so that their parking lot was nearly completely full, I thought, WTF? I'll get on-line and do this the quick and easy way, sitting in my night-garb, right?
Well, I've gone from caller #19, to caller # 15, to caller #11, to caller #7... Are you seeing a pattern here?
Meanwhile I have what is supposed to be a simple form on-line, on my screen, for what is supposed to be a re-registration, but the form is for registration... It wants Coast Guard authentication documents now (HUH??!!), apparently as a result of a new law that took effect in January of this year.
So now, in the infinite wisdom of the State, I not only get to take up my time on-line with a form that doesn't suit my needs, but take up the time of what ever poor bastard is sitting in Juneau (??) answering calls, one after the other, from disoriented and confused folks like myself.
Easier process? I want to meet the programmers and administrative staff who concluded this was an 'easier process'; if only because crawling, however shallowly, into the thought processes of folks who dream this shit up is intriguing to me.
Another morning, shot to hell.
CannaRed
Cannabinerd
Years ago I lost my wallet and driver's license. At that time you had to have 2 forms of ID and proof of residency. For some reason at this time you couldn't use a birth certificate for id.
They had a big list of items that one could use.
Passport, social security card, military ID, Id from another state, certified copy of school record, student id., Etc.
All I had was a social security card.
Never had a passport, or been in military.
Well I had graduated high school like 5 years before this, and didn't go to college, so no student ID.
Only choice was to contact my school. I called they said come by.
I walked in the office, they actually remembered me and greeted me by name. I told them what I needed, but they said they couldn't give me a certified copy of my own school record without identification!
Said I had to leave the grounds because no one is allowed on property unless checked in as a guest with proper picture identification.
I had to call the school and schedule a meeting with the principal. He thought the whole thing was ridiculous and quickly gave me my school record.
What a debacle.
You know.. one of the documents on the list was a paper that the state gives you if you have a sex change.
At first, when the school wouldn't give it to me... I was thinking if I wanted to get my drivers license back I may just have to get a sex change.
They had a big list of items that one could use.
Passport, social security card, military ID, Id from another state, certified copy of school record, student id., Etc.
All I had was a social security card.
Never had a passport, or been in military.
Well I had graduated high school like 5 years before this, and didn't go to college, so no student ID.
Only choice was to contact my school. I called they said come by.
I walked in the office, they actually remembered me and greeted me by name. I told them what I needed, but they said they couldn't give me a certified copy of my own school record without identification!
Said I had to leave the grounds because no one is allowed on property unless checked in as a guest with proper picture identification.
I had to call the school and schedule a meeting with the principal. He thought the whole thing was ridiculous and quickly gave me my school record.
What a debacle.
You know.. one of the documents on the list was a paper that the state gives you if you have a sex change.
At first, when the school wouldn't give it to me... I was thinking if I wanted to get my drivers license back I may just have to get a sex change.
can they change it from "rarely" to "frequently"? probably have to make me younger to pull that off. or grant me a divorce...
M
moose eater
Jordan Peterson and use of hallucinogens (specifically psilocybin mushrooms, but other anecdotes referenced) re. treating mental health issues, and specifically those experiencing fear of death for those with terminal illnesses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnC--1JLb-g&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnC--1JLb-g&feature=youtu.be
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link or it never happened.......
