Goaty is obviously trolling though so don't get sucked into it. There is no way anyone could come up with that many "facts" that are all wrong unless they are trolling.
I would love this to be the truth but i suspect it's not the case.Anyway, i'm always happy to be constructive, but maybe this is not the time and place for that.
In case anyone wants clarifications or anything, pm is the way.
Cheers