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DJXXPLATINUM

here is a story about spams lil generic cousin treet...my landlord was kicking us out because of some bullshit and i put a can of spam under this built in lazy susan cabinet and it was ohhh so ripe in that 95 degree july heat, by the time they found it they thought we shit in the cabinets!!!fuck her she couldn't rent it for a couple of weeks getting rid of the smell!!!! dj
 
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Bazarocka

uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im not getting it...But Im tired, old, and been up all night.....
 

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MrMedijuana

Many nights i had spam for sandwiches when i was a young lad smoking and having the munchies so bad the spam was as good as a spiral ham and i ate it right out of the can with bread like a sandwhich and yes I'm a spam addict now trying to overcome my spam addiction :snap out of it:
 

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We now have spam with bacon!!!:jump::bow::bow: I rocks. Spam is the perfect stoner food. SPAM stands for shoulder pork and ham.
 

headband 707

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Didn't get the reference till you just explained it lol.

Didn't get the reference till you just explained it lol.

I'm amazed that most ppl don't realize that the Monty Python video is the original source for the term "spam". Of course, they're singing about the product, spam, but it is the video that defined the term we now know as Internet "spam".

It is the repetitious nature of the song which reminds people that sending out the same exact message over and over (even if it's not an advertisement) is not cool (not nearly as cool as the spam video!)

That is why on my websites we allow ppl to post a link in context with a thread once, even if it's a commercial website. But the same links posted over and over are surely gonna get ppl banned, as that is the definition of spam.

I'm very new at all this and I had no idea what spam was lol lol.. I was wondering why the python skit was spam??? lol ...Still trying to figure all this shit out but okay that is how that works lol thanks peace out Headband707:thank you:
 
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Voodoo

Spam = mass emails / repetitive text which doesn't add or contribute anything to the internet.

In the world of search engine optimization (what I do) spam is the ultimate enemy. Many umm, "dishonest" (aka black hat) seo experts will mass email crap to people like "buy viagra now" or "mail your money to a kenyan prince" etc.

Another form of spam is the repetitive text. Black hat tactics for this range from "stuffing" of keywords, hiding keywords, over slamming your content with keywords, etc, to where it isnt natural to a common person.

Examples:

keyword stuffing: meta descriptions or words on the page that you actually see that look like "marijuana,marijuana,marijuana,marijuana,marijuana,marijuana,marijuana,pot,pot,pot,pot,pot,pot" etc.

hiding keywords: background color = white, font color = white, font text: "marijuana,marijuana,marijuana,marijuana,marijuana,marijuana,marijuana,pot,pot,pot,pot,pot,pot"
but since it matches the background, people cant see it, only google can. This "trick" is almost certainly a way to get banned from Google searches.

slamming content with keywords: "where marijuana your marijuana sentences marijuana dont marijuana look marijuana right marijuana because marijuana you marijuana are marijuana a marijuana dirty marijuana spammer."

Im done anti-spamming the spam thread lol. If anyone has website questions, I am always available.
 
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