The stupidest weed names you've heard or been offered

[JamieShoes]

too funny mate... had the same trouble myself at one stage in a previous life... hardcore bikers asking if I had any more flat press.. f*ckin skunks too strong.....(lol big girls beards ) ... I only WISH I'd had trim to sell em... rofl


edit - oh and others who rathered pay 15 on soap instead of 17.50 on charras (bum fresh)

 

[TheGreenBastard]

"Dro", not really a name, it just pisses me off sometimes. I'm from texas and all we ever really get down here is "Dro". Which pretty much means anything that is better than schwag, it doesn't have to be hydro (like anyone down here would know the fucking difference). Sometime's they will give it a name they have heard before, the most popular being kush. Others include, White Widow, White Rhino, OG anything, Haze, Skunk, Skunk Haze, NL, ect. I have had people try to convince me that indica is a strain....

Needless to say that is why I started growing...

 

[TBL420uk]

Strawberry Kush Blueberry Haze, Barnsley Jack (for all your non British readers Barnsley is a small ex-mining town in South Yourshire between north & central England) Passion Flower, it was just nice seedless import landrace weed about 15 years ago been sold round my end, it was very nice though & i would love some more of that! A strain called shh! & something called Bishops Weed, it was The Church by the GHsc but was grown in an old church so was renamed "Bishops Weed"! Unknown soilder was another, one of my mates plants (cant remember the strain) was pollinated ffom another unknown strain, the offspring were named unknown soildier & due to the boys in blue is now lost for ever! I think it had some Black Domina as one of the strains. I think when you get busted you should be aloud to take 5 cuttings from your best mothers so not to loose the genetics! & Of course the Prix Dami coffeeahop in Amsterdam has a strain called Fisherman`s Friend, i`ve never seen it anywhere else of heard about anyone growing it or any seed banks selling it. I think its a 1 off strain that only the Prix Dami has.

 

[Kola Radical]

Anything named Goo or Poo or Cat Piss.

 

[Maj.Cottonmouth]

The first time I heard Trainwreck I was all WTF

I was offered Jungle Thunder tonight

 

[Finepointcanon]

I guess it's not stupid but "the ghanz" always cracks me up.

 

[southpaw]

First thing I thought of was Katt Williams... "This sh*t right here? It's Kryptochronokundalite!"

But seriously, Super Silver Sour Diesel Haze? I think at the point where there are five adjectives in the lineage, you have the right to just rename the damn strain.

 

[HerbGlaze]

Jesus
Shit
Fuckin Incredible

Those are just a few Ive heard of!

 

[jpm]

Jesus
Shit
Fuckin Incredible

Those are just a few Ive heard of!

shit-mr nice
fuckin incredible-vancouver island sc

 

[nvthis]

Deep chunk. Really?? WTF is that lol? Don't get me wrong, mad respect to Tom and I also happen to own it, but dude, deep chunk?.


Gigabud. Right.
Jack The Ripper.
Blue dot. Well? Does it have one, or not?
Marley's collie.
Purple hotwheel. Lame.
Gods gift. Of course it is, dumbass.

Seems like green crack is thoroughly hated I was never offended by it nor made the association with crack unnecessarliy. Always thought it was a clever name from a market standpoint. Guess the green crack x blockhead x og kush cross is completely out of the question Crackhead kush anyone?

 

[Aeroguerilla]

lol we used to give the good looking beasters some funny names like "the bubonic chronic" ha then make a killing off em

 

[DitBaMay]

Its some china bud??

 

[zoidb3rg]

Terminator, Trainwreck (When i first heard it i was like wtf?), Rhino (Not white rhino, just rhino), Lemon seems to be a term dealers use round these ends and normally it's loose, tasteless, premature and doesn't smell or taste even remotely like lemons. God i hate dumb dealers.

 

[h^2 O]

i just got a text saying "yo i got fire bud if you need any" wtf???????????????

 

[Vigil]

I've heard kids say fire before but not as a strain. More like "yo I got some fire". Like "yo I got some sick bud".

Greenbastard- I hear you man sucks the problem is that far down south too. Everything that doesnt have seeds in it = dro.

If the kids got duped into paying over 400 for the O = kush. Mostly Cali kush cause dude California has the best weed man...

Most kids dont touch on weird haze names they dont really know it here but I have been smoking haze for the past two weeks. The guy doesnt tell me its haze idk if he knows. Shit makes me paranoid anyone else get really paranoid from haze?

 

[TheGreenBastard]

Greenbastard- I hear you man sucks the problem is that far down south too. Everything that doesnt have seeds in it = dro.

I didn't know it was that far north (where ever you live) I thought it was mainly a problem in boarder states. I always thought it came about because all we really get down here is shitty, seedy, shaky, schwag.

 

[h^2 O]

I've heard kids say fire before but not as a strain. More like "yo I got some fire". Like "yo I got some sick bud".

oh okay...it's like jive for potent...

 

[jpm]

Dogshit...
Trash...

I've seen these names in dispensaries lol.

maybe dogshit is chemdogxshit and chemdogshit doesnt sound as good as dogshit

 

[swampdank]

Purp

Like if its purple, then thats purp. Regardless of the actual strain, if its purple, then it's purp. Folks think it is better if it is purple. So most growers just drop the temps and add Purple Maxx.

There are so many purple strains. Some great, some not so much.



"yo I got some purp" If it aint purp, then I dont fuck wit it"


Jeeze! I could shit in a bag and paint it purple and it would command high dollar.

I always get a kick out of street lingo. The ignorance never gets old.

 

[Finepointcanon]

One time someone tried to sell me an ounce of roach weed for $300 I shit you not. "He smokes a lot of chronic, so most of those roaches are going to be chronic roaches!" lol