The stupidest weed names you've heard or been offered

[Wayzer]

Someone could potentialy sell weed and call it Jorges Diamonds , and not be lying...
thats buy far the best name given to a strain so far...

Bad names ive heard... "Krypto Krona-Kron-a-lite, purple ultra super sour deep diesel chunk haze kush & purple ultra super sour deep diesel chunk haze kush x g13"

 

[JamieShoes]

not really a stupid name as the strain was made of Sour D x Choc Thai.. but "Sour Chocolate" sounds well odd to me

Having said that, when I first heard of "Diesel" I thought that was a stupid name. You see where I'm from "Diesel" refers to a kind of soapbar that's been contaminated after being smuggled in fuel tanks.... also we say "Diesel" to mean anything bad, as in "heavy diesel" (the sound of cheap police cars)... still, I've smoked it now and all is forgiven

 

[journeyquest]

"shit" and "cheese" dont sound appealing for smoke.

 

[JITAMON]

purple grape-it wasn't purple, but smelled like grapes
qwankle - i guess he was trying to say Querkle, but insisted it was the qwankle.
lsd- that takes peoples perception of what you have to a whole other level, great tell everybody " I HAVE Lbs. OF THIS REALLY GOOD LSD" who wants that attention?

 

[happyherb]

p.s if anyone knows where I can get some dogshit seeds, that'd be excellent. I've alwways wanted to cross it to a widow and create "White Dog Shit"

ive wanted to get mr nice SHIT and cross it with ice cream = shit ice cream...many like chocolate ice cream....but shit flavoured dont sound so nice.
thou if your ever in Coogee Bay ya may be lucky to get some???
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24552137-1242,00.html


australia here....15-20 years ago eeeeeverthing was skunk.."got some nice skunk man" yup at times it was stinky...but not skunk...was the buzz word and got boring real fast....other times it was just stupid ... guys telling you it was skunk and you could see the look on there face was like "are they buying this story?"...and the weed had no smell at all....no need to bull shit...just say its good....glad that stopped...to the point now where ppl just may say"its a bit skunky"..which there just referring to the smell and not the strain....

weed isnt sold here by names so we dont have that problem...but some ppl love it if its got a name...and well a grower like me can/could offer that....but all and all ppl have a sniff and just ask"is it good?".HH. =]-~

 

[GorillaGreenz]

shit cream! i love that idea

 

[SpasticGramps]

Mr. Nice Shit. I have the seeds, but haven't grown them out yet. I bought them for the name. I want to sell some SHIT!

 

[ureapwhatusow]

im shamed to admit some nice mids i used to get in the 90s i affectionately dubbed and shared as "hot house hydro"

or triple h fo short

 

[lockehead]

"Spaceship" bud

 

[indifferent]

Freddywrecker

I grew a DWC crop of AK47 x Hawaiian Delight a few years ago, was very spicy smoke and very potent, but a bit of a creeper type high, took a few mins to hit ya.

Some absolute arsehole called Freddy who hates everyone and everything and thinks he's the hardest bastard around ripped a joint of this AKxHawaiian out of my hand at a barbecue a friend held in his back yard and claimed he would smoke anything I had and laugh at me cos it was crap, three big puffs then he handed it on and walked away. 5 mins later he's sat on a low wall turning green, then fell off the wall and threw up all over himself, Freddy was truly wrecked and the weed was given that name by my friends there and then.

Years have passed and that stuff is still legendary in my town, if I still had the cut i could charge whatever I wanted for it, the spicy smell and the story of what it did to this supposed hard bastard are still strong in people's memories.

I think it's a bloody stupid name tho.

 

[ParanoidFarmer]

Judging by the state of weed strains...is anything surprising?

"Spaceship" bud

http://www.icmag.com/ic/../gallery/data/500/35325PSS.jpg

I rest my case.

 

[Stoner4Life]

I'm just waitin' for the day someone walks up to me
and says "Hey man I got some Yummy Bud for sale".

 

[Rastatrue]

Hey Now,

I always laugh when i'm offered kind bud- my kind , other kind, your kind, what kind?

One thing about growing-your home grown KIND is always the special kind.

 

[SpasticGramps]

I'm just waitin' for the day someone walks up to me
and says "Hey man I got some Yummy Bud for sale".

 

[anikas88]

hahah yummy bud

 

[JamieShoes]

laffin my feckin ass off

 

[Joe Hawkins]

"Leaf off Bhudda"
LOL, cracks me up every time I think of it, cant stop laughing but yeh we used to buy leaf here in the 80's in Aus and that was a cracker if you had some leaf to sell or buy.

 

[ChaosCatalunya]

I'm just waitin' for the day someone walks up to me
and says "Hey man I got some Yummy Bud for sale".

You may laugh... but I can really see that one happening...soon.



It needs to be a couchlock Indica Dom mashyouup that gets you soooo monster stoned you cannot talk to girls [or boys if you so wish...]

 

[U4ic]

Some guy years ago tried to sell me " Texas Spider Weed"... Looked like moldy leaves.....lol... I passed..

 

[indifferent]

"Leaf off Bhudda"
LOL, cracks me up every time I think of it, cant stop laughing but yeh we used to buy leaf here in the 80's in Aus and that was a cracker if you had some leaf to sell or buy.

Back in the mid 90s when I was growing for profit as well as for personal use I had a batch of customers who didn't like the potency of the buds I was vending - 'too strong', 'headmasher man, lost the whole day' etc. I was also getting a good quality of imported African weed often, and they much preferred that but slowly that dried up and I couldn't get enough of it anymore.

I came up with an ingenious idea one day - i took all the bud leaf trim and pressed it into small bricks then handed out a few sampler grams, telling these lightweight folks it was African from a different source, they loved it, so for a couple of years I was selling my homemade budleaf bricks.