When times are tough like this I go with Rocky roadOH my, good thing you have one good arm and hand. Everyday we get older we seem to be more easily beat up.
What flavor did you have?
Old people get to bruise up easily and look like they have been tortured. My Mrs bruises up if a gust of wind hits her or someone looks at her mean spirited.
I've been putting a good word out to the universe so you wouldn't have to cope with the likes of nurse Ratchet. Heal well and fast.