The Original O'l Farts Club.

[jokerman]

Doobs please keep me out of your fantasies. Why don’t you go hang out with the other troll that wished me a miserable life. She really hurt my feelings.

I couldnt sleep that night

 

[SubGirl]

I will have a steel grate wedged between the backseat and held in place between the console in the passenger seat. They will be completely separated, unless Ivan decides to go over the top. I think he’s obedient enough to listen to me now… I have a lead that snaps into the seatbelt receiver and will prohibit Ivan from going to the other side of the truck… Ivan is mellowing out, but he is super protective of me. If I had a Kulu, I would give it to Ivan to chill him out, but I haven’t seen them in 35 years…

I never heard of Kulu but they do make stuff for calming dogs. Nothing worked on my BB even the strongest prescription Xanax wouldn’t touch her travel anxiet. She would sleep for two days once we got home…

 

[jokerman]

What's a Kulu?

its Italian for a behind I think

 

[oldmaninbc]

Funniest sitcom ever,way ahead of it's time

I occasionally watch Green Acres to this day along with a couple of other oldies, Beverly Hillbillies etc.

 

[jokerman]

I occasionally watch Green Acres to this day along with a couple of other oldies, Beverly Hillbillies etc.

Hello OM
Me too
I always thought Fred Ziffel and Arnold never got the recognition they truly deserved

 

[SubGirl]

May get him a nice frozen marrow bone and one for the pup too. They sell them at the meat market and some of the fancy pet stores in the frozen case. They are a great distraction when you need them but wait and give it to him about 20-30 minutes before you arrive so he will be into it deep when he gets to the pups hose and maybe won’t raise hell to much.

 

[Boo]

its Italian for a behind I think

I grew up with Italians for Neighbors and yes, that word is for rear end…

I never heard of Kulu but they do make stuff for calming dogs. Nothing worked on my BB even the strongest prescription Xanax wouldn’t touch her travel anxiet. She would sleep for two days once we got home…

with the energy that Ivan has, I could give him a couple of Quaaludes and he would still bounce off the walls. I have faith that he will listen to me and behave. If I have to, I will move the passenger seat back and put the new pup there and keep Ivan in the back… I have a harness that plugs into the seatbelt and that will prohibit him from getting into the front of the truck, but I think he’ll behave properly. When it’s just the two of us he has military precision and listens to what I say… I have to get some puppy gear, so I’ll probably grab a muzzle just in case things don’t go as I expect them to. Ivan will adapt.

 

[Putembk]

genius!

I have a micro chip. She installed it with a foot up my ass years ago.

 

[Countryboy]

Doobs please keep me out of your fantasies. Why don’t you go hang out with the other troll that wished me a miserable life. She really hurt my feelings.

May you live in interesting times.

 

[SubGirl]

Yes he will do fine once you get them home and he realizes the pup ain’t going anywhere.

 

[jokerman]

I have a micro chip. She installed it with a foot up my ass years ago.

also known as a wedding ring

 

[jokerman]

Yes he will do fine once you get them home and he realizes the pup ain’t going anywhere.

It worked for me when we took my brother home.

 

[oldmaninbc]

Hello OM
Me too
I always thought Fred Ziffel and Arnold never got the recognition they truly deserved

Green Acres characters are funny and there are several of them. Funny show.

Lets not forget Petticoat Junction

 

[Countryboy]

I will have a steel grate wedged between the backseat and held in place between the console in the passenger seat. They will be completely separated, unless Ivan decides to go over the top. I think he’s obedient enough to listen to me now… I have a lead that snaps into the seatbelt receiver and will prohibit Ivan from going to the other side of the truck… Ivan is mellowing out, but he is super protective of me. If I had a Kulu, I would give it to Ivan to chill him out, but I haven’t seen them in 35 years…

Benedryl-sure worked on kids during 'date night'.

 

[Putembk]

May you live in interesting times.

Every day is a holiday…every night is a party…

 

[jokerman]

Green Acres characters are funny and there are several of them. Funny show.

Lets not forget Petticoat Junction

I had the hots for Ellie May personally.

 

[oldmaninbc]

I have a micro chip. She installed it with a foot up my ass years ago.

How much amber do you like on your plants before harvest?

 

[Countryboy]

Hello OM
Me too
I always thought Fred Ziffel and Arnold never got the recognition they truly deserved

My middle name is Arnold. Kids can be SO cruel.

 

[Countryboy]

I grew up with Italians for Neighbors and yes, that word is for rear end…

with the energy that Ivan has, I could give him a couple of Quaaludes and he would still bounce off the walls. I have faith that he will listen to me and behave. If I have to, I will move the passenger seat back and put the new pup there and keep Ivan in the back… I have a harness that plugs into the seatbelt and that will prohibit him from getting into the front of the truck, but I think he’ll behave properly. When it’s just the two of us he has military precision and listens to what I say… I have to get some puppy gear, so I’ll probably grab a muzzle just in case things don’t go as I expect them to. Ivan will adapt.

Quaaludes eh....what are a dozen running? Asking for a friend.

 

[oldmaninbc]

I had the hots for Ellie May personally.

I'm on board with you there. Ellie, such sweet innocence.

I know several thought Ginger was the one, but I always thought Mary Ann was the one I would want to be stranded with.