The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Putembk]

But...because it such a lovely and practical pen, I'm sure you would like to have another for your daughter, wife or friend. They are selling so fast I only have 3 left in stock and not sure they will be available any longer.
What do you say would you like another for you beautiful and intelligent wife?

You could write her a romantic letter with the pen and include it with the gift, she would treasure the letter and forever see the pen in the light of the loving husband you are.

Would you like that gift wrapped?

How much?

 

[jokerman]

 

[oldmaninbc]

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My simple mind does not get it...help me

 

[Gray Wolf]

How much?

Such a deal for you! Invoice plus two dollars!

 

[Gray Wolf]

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The pin he sticks in the map kills a miniature sun bather on the beach.

 

[Travis Kelcee]

 

[Gray Wolf]

Can any of you tell what kind of fly that is hooked in the front of her bikini?

 

[Putembk]

Such a deal for you! Invoice plus two dollars!

I have been retired for 15 years TODAY. Sold my part of the dealership back to my partner. Today I couldn't sell pussy on a troop train.....cause I don't want to push Iron anymore. But for those of you who think you can out smart the dealership process consider this.

When I retired our monthly expenses were over $400,000 a month. We had to gross that much just to stay in business. After expenses we averaged a million net profit per year.

Now I ask you .....where did the money come from.......

 

[Gray Wolf]

 

[OleReynard]

Not from me I'm a Toyota man

Bahahaha

 

[oldmaninbc]

The pin he sticks in the map kills a miniature sun bather on the beach.

Sometimes with OCD my mind races in many directions making understanding something complicated when it's not.

Thanks GW, the instant I read your reply the light went on.

 

[Putembk]

Not from me I'm a Toyota man

Bahahaha

I sold Toyota's from 1977 to 1982. Thanks for the trip to Hawaii ..... ha ha.

 

[oldmaninbc]

Can any of you tell what kind of fly that is hooked in the front of her bikini?

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Im sorry, I can't keep my eyes focused on one thing.

 

[bigsur51]

I have been retired for 15 years TODAY. Sold my part of the dealership back to my partner. Today I couldn't sell pussy on a troop train.....cause I don't want to push Iron anymore. But for those of you who think you can out smart the dealership process consider this.

When I retired our monthly expenses were over $400,000 a month. We had to gross that much just to stay in business. After expenses we averaged a million net profit per year.

Now I ask you .....where did the money come from.......

uhhh , Ukraine?

 

[bigsur51]

Can any of you tell what kind of fly that is hooked in the front of her bikini?

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that is a rare G-Spot kabari fly

 

[Mtn. Nectar]

 

[Gray Wolf]

 

[OleReynard]

I sold Toyota's from 1977 to 1982. Thanks for the trip to Hawaii ..... ha ha.

You're very welcome

 

[Gray Wolf]

 

[SubGirl]

About 28 years ago (would make her 38), my wife went to a women's party. She thought it was going to be something like a Tupperware party. It ended up being a sex/adult toy party. She was embarrassed because she had not even heard of, none a mind seen, most of the toys and outfits. Wish she had brought home something.

My niece had one of those, I told her I’d take a catalog but didn’t want to go to the party. Didn’t order anything but was surprised to see that they didn’t run on D Cells anymore and some had remotes