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The Original O'l Farts Club.

Putembk

One Toke Over The Line
Premium user
believing in what you sell helps
Product knowledge is the dictionary of life to a car salesman.
Knowing how to speak
Some people have the gift of gab and some don't.

Right now...without thinking or practicing....Sell me this pen.



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jokerman

Well-known member
Premium user
Product knowledge is the dictionary of life to a car salesman.

Some people have the gift of gab and some don't.

Right now...without thinking or practicing....Sell me this pen.



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Considering I bought more work trucks and the cars although they were not low end were simple
now a days there is a lot of stuff they put into cars.
Its amazing ,the more they put into cars to help them drive better ,the more they drive like shit.
 

jokerman

Well-known member
Premium user
I could sell you that pen and make you feel like you’d be happy to pay me to take it…
thats funny I have a guy I know who goes over to folks who want to sell leftover landscape rocks for money.
He goes there and says he would charge $150. to take them away !
After he talks some more the homeowner realizing if e dosent give them away now they are not going to leave.
The guy who takes them has a hell of a back yard
 

kevinn

Well-known member
Oh yeah, it can get pretty heavy and hilarious too.
About 28 years ago (would make her 38), my wife went to a women's party. She thought it was going to be something like a Tupperware party. It ended up being a sex/adult toy party. She was embarrassed because she had not even heard of, none a mind seen, most of the toys and outfits. Wish she had brought home something.
 

oldmaninbc

Well-known member
420club
I already have one.....can't you see it.
But...because it such a lovely and practical pen, I'm sure you would like to have another for your daughter, wife or friend. They are selling so fast I only have 3 left in stock and not sure they will be available any longer.
What do you say would you like another for you beautiful and intelligent wife?

You could write her a romantic letter with the pen and include it with the gift, she would treasure the letter and forever see the pen in the light of the loving husband you are.

Would you like that gift wrapped?
 
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