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Gypsy Nirvana

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She's a big gal. Sacrificing everything good for food. She needs therapy,I don't think the problem is the food.
Probably the volume and quality of the food nutritionally speaking - must have had a terrible carbs in and carbs out balance for years - making her morbidly obese -

Just over 2 months ago - I was flying economy class on an Emirates flight out of Dubai - and had an isle seat - close to a toilet/restroom - and although it wasn't really a comfortable flight - 7 hours to Bangkok - what made it for me was the live people plane riding theatre - all around me - such drama - especially when some XXXL lady - got her arse wedged so tight in the entrance to the restroom 🚻 - that she needed assistance - to help free her butt - and get her to enter the doorway - sideways - so that she could 'GO' in there and I was wondering if she could do anything in there - if there was any room to manoeuvre at all - (and if the air staff might be needed again - to get her out - once she had done whatever?)

- it was pure comedy magic - 🎩 - but being the gentleman that I am - I didn't fall about laughing and screaming at all - just choked while taking a gulp of tea - (when she cried out 'Can someone help me!) - ending in a warm tea nasal enema - coughing and spluttering - which I managed to cover with some handy Kleenex tissues -

*on another note - CHINESE CARROTS 🥕
 
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Good morning venerable brother and sisters!
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Partly cloudy with rain, starting at 38F and predicted to soar to 43F during the sweltering part of the day.

Alas, my webmaster didn't call yesterday, so I will attempt to corral him and set up my laptop printing today.
 

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