The Original O'l Farts Club.

[D. B. Doober]

I'm awake. I love you everyone

 

[jokerman]

Holy shit! I can't even see the fargin tree.

Mongo impressed.

He did a good job this year

 

[SubGirl]

I am ALWAYS revolted when seeing some adorable female who has had her skin permanently furgled up with ink.

What every girl should consider -- [Unca Rant ON]

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? And tattoos increase malignant lymphoma cancer by 20% <-- TINS, inkies.

Tattoos are forever. They get ickyugly. No, they cannot be removed. They CAN be replaced -- with scars.

------------------------------------------------PAUSE------------------------------------------------

Sitrep: Sitting here, getting harsher by the minute. Dinged up shoulder is killing me. Not happy.

Aaaannnnnd, I just realized: I got up a tad before 3AM (usual). BUT I DID NOT TOKE! Been up 5 hours after taking my last hit around 4PM yesterday. Just now got done with Unca's Patented Smoke-Free Smoke Technique, and as I am typing (and correcting mis-types like crazy) that wonderful feeling that starts at the back of one's neck and flows upward and around your head... the indescribable lightness. Soft.

My Terminator shoulder mechanism still hurts. But now I am out of fucks to give about it. Meh.

Like we useta say: There it is.

And that is why I am so indebted to @Boo and @SubGirl and @bigsur51 -- Quality of life.

They caused pain to flee from this ancient and grossly-misused bod.

don’t feel indebted to me unca. I’m just paying it forward to one that deserves it plus, I kinda have adopted you as my own Unca.

 

[Mtn. Nectar]

mornin’ folks…
got Rawhide on da boob tube…..

ganj on

 

[jokerman]

 

[jokerman]

mornin’ folks…
got Rawhide on da boob tube….. View attachment 19109255
ganj on

always cowboys ,never electricians FFS !

 

[Mtn. Nectar]

forgot me coffee…. sorry Big….

 

[jokerman]

forgot me coffee…. s

forgot me coffee…. sorry Big…. View attachment 19109264

A little Dutch apple.

 

[jokerman]

 

[Unca Walt]

Like The Martyrs ~ May You Too Have 72 Virgins In Paradise!
Sweet Dreams!!

What male in his right mind would want 72 virgins, who would just lay there and shiver and plead not to be hurt...

When he could have a woman who can put a piece of chalk between her upper thighs, back up to a blackboard and write "6 3/8" <-- including quote marks**. And she likes spankies.

** I know you are going to mentally try this to see the movement.

 

[Putembk]

You seem like a perfect member for the 'million Man Militia' or a place in the party, 'The National Democratic Socialist Party'. I've got a PLAN.
Question: do you have a club-foot or maybe a failed chicken farmer? I've got a guy to handle uniforms, with Hugo Boss as his inspiration.

Thanks for the kind words

 

[Putembk]

Morning OFC. I love the smell of napalm in the morning the morning.

 

[Unca Walt]

don’t feel indebted to me unca. I’m just paying it forward to one that deserves it plus, I kinda have adopted you as my own Unca.

Well, God luv yer bones. You make me as full of myself as a Rooshian doll.

Roses are red, violets are blue.
It don't always be like that,
But sometimes it do.

 

[jokerman]

What male in his right mind would want 72 virgins, who would just lay there and shiver and plead not to be hurt...

When he could have a woman who can put a piece of chalk between her upper thighs, back up to a blackboard and write "6 3/8" <-- including quote marks**. And she likes spankies.

** I know you are going to mentally try this to see the movement.

speak for yourself Unc

 

[jokerman]

Morning OFC. I love the smell of napalm in the morning the morning.

PBR Streetgang PBR Streetgang do you copy?

 

[jokerman]

 

[Unca Walt]

You seem like a perfect member for the 'million Man Militia' or a place in the party, 'The National Democratic Socialist Party'. I've got a PLAN.
Question: do you have a club-foot or maybe a failed chicken farmer? I've got a guy to handle uniforms, with Hugo Boss as his inspiration.

JUST SAW THIS. THE REASON THIS LITTLE GROUP IS HERE IS BECAUSE SINCE WE WERE ALL OF ONE OPEN MIND, WITHOUT ANY INTRA-MURAL CONFLICTS, THIS LITTLE "NO KEEP SCORE" WAS CREATED JUST FOR US.

POSTS LIKE THE ABOVE ARE NOT ALLOWED -- IF THEY CONTINUED IN THE MANNER QUOTED ABOVE, WE WILL BE KICKED OUT.

You misread the humor in "move pogue" and would have understood it in a while.

Others from other places are not prevented from joining the original gemutlicheit group. The door is open.

But those who come in must know why there are no scoreboard "Posts" "Likes" and stuff like that. The reason is very fucking simple:

Do not fight, finish a fight, start a fight, go heavy political, or be otherwise than just someone who wants to sit and chew the fat with like-minded people.

'Nuff said.

 

[Putembk]

PBR Streetgang PBR Streetgang do you copy?

Loud and clear

 

[Unca Walt]

speak for yourself Unc

Hellfar, chile... I done SEEN it !!!

(*sigh*) I am so old my first car was a covered wagon. Manuel Labor, an old Messican magician I knew, was doing a magic trick on the back of his Ferrari prairie schooner:

He said: Uno! Dos! and he disappeared without a trace.

 

[Putembk]

No worries Walt. The day of reckoning is coming. People may come and go but the OFC and DJT will live forever.