The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Dime]

Night everyone,back to grind in the morning.

 

[Countryboy]

Pretty much, I've went past that and ended up disappointed , I've been growing it for almost 3 decades now and know by looking at it when it's ready to smoke. I've tried letting it go longer ,that's 9 weeks but the second pic is also around 7 weeks and it blows the doors off of the first ones..

Don't exaggerate, it's only been a quarter of a century.
So we agree, don't look for amber trikes?

 

[I Care]

 

[Putembk]

I’m outta here

 

[Boo]

mmm, snacks...Ivan is out like a light

 

[RequiredUsername]

Man that’s good to hear. This summer I started getting a tight chest, I swear it feels like what I’d imagine anxiety to feel like. But I don’t have any mental anxiety. Like I’m not worried about something and cause the anxiety. And some weed makes it much worse.
Used to love sunshine daydream, grown the same cut for 8-9 years now. Smoked some last week and it had my heart clipping along around 155 bpm.

Y'all keep trying to blame the weed for your mental problems.

 

[RequiredUsername]

Well, for all intense and purposes, my shop is cleaner than it’s ever been and more organized. Now I get to tear it apart again. When I’m done with my medical trifecta this next two weeks, I have intentions of taking each one of them out and getting them spot on… I’m going to be cutting the back half of the frame of my 61 bubble top so I need to make sure all the cars are out of the way because the cutting torch will spit fire… All in all, it was a good day, but I’m still underachieving… I believe once they clear my femoral arteries I should be good to go

I'm glad I dont have to do any of this anymore. It's nice to be retired.

 

[RequiredUsername]

I don't like weed that screws with your blood pressure like that so I wouldn't grow it if it did. I don't get anxious or paranoia from it unless i overdo it by too many bong rips.. It's a happy high for me. No heart pumping,constriction,tight chest, or head throbbing that I can feel nor increase in rate for me. I smoke it a;most daily so I'm used to it but I never tire of it.It's in my top 3 faves.

The african Sotho Heights or "Lesotho" lowers blood pressure. Well it used to, anyway. Things have changed and we dont have many of these true medical strains left.

 

[RequiredUsername]

Don't exaggerate, it's only been a quarter of a century.
So we agree, don't look for amber trikes?

Amber means you waited to long, and now your weed is degrading.

 

[RequiredUsername]

 

[Unca Walt]

Every once in a while, I’ll wake up only to find Ivan‘s face a foot away from mine staring at me… He won’t wake me up, but he will sit there until I see him.

Puppy dogs can be adorable.

 

[4maggio]

I always wait to harvest when I see at least 50% amber trichs...plants don't care about days, the trichs tell the truth...

I'm wit you Boo.. get a 30x-60x magnifier that has an LED light.

 

[Unca Walt]

Scooter is flying in from Oregon today. He'll be staying in our spare bedroom. And Puck will coming up with his fambly on Thanksgiving.

I think my boys consider the, well... stark probabilities that this may well be our last Thanksgiving. Witchie-Poo got a twenny pound beastie bird... I will take it out of the freezer this moanin' to begin thawing it. She has not got a lotta stamina, so I will be doing a lot of prep** for a dinner for 8-10 people.

**I've got a dining room table that has two inserts available, plus pads (and recappable tires). Lotta potato peeling and other stuff to be done on The Day.

Meanwhile, it is a horrible, but clear 49F outside this morning. Had been 75 yesterday <-- fargin beautiful.

 

[LJ farming]

If I see an ole geezer (DHF) sharing knowledge on here I will believe this ole fart stuff!

Hello DHF please share true knowledge with us not so old farts yet old and fart a lot!

Peace

 

[Ca++]

Don't exaggerate, it's only been a quarter of a century.
So we agree, don't look for amber trikes?

I once humoured a friends request to watch, until the plants were just going to shit. Next he would of been talking about senescence like it's a good thing. It's a different school of thought. That 7 week plant could take 14 weeks before some peoples demands are met. I would rather have another crop out. I have always been at the forefront of chopping earlier. Led by effect and legal concerns. Risk of mold, and getting smoke on the table sooner. It just seems like all win, but the wait does make things a bit stronger, in a certain way. One I don't care for.

 

[Unca Walt]

My doctor advised me to go back to killing people. Not in such words of course, he just said that I must diminish the amount of stress in my life.

Oh. There is one problem you will notice if you manage to become ancient: Memory becomes evanescent. Flighty. Undependabobble.

For instance, I just remembered a one-liner I wanted to share with @SubGirl, but forgot it weeks ago and just re-remembered it now:

Subbie: How to you drown a sumbarine fulla blondes? Knock on the door.

 

[LJ farming]

You don't care whose fragile ego you crush, do you?

Egotistical people don’t know because they don’t know!

 

[LJ farming]

Egotistical people don’t know because they don’t know!

This and all previous crops are a salute to DHF!

 

[LJ farming]

she is a wrestlers daughter but I would like to see her box!!!

 

[Unca Walt]

If I see an ole geezer (DHF) sharing knowledge on here I will believe this ole fart stuff!

Hello DHF please share true knowledge with us not so old farts yet old and fart a lot!

Peace

As the standalone flat-out guaranteed oldest geezer here, I must pass on my hard-learned knowledge:

1. Never confuse the Vicks Vap-o-Rub with the Vaseline jars.

2. Don't walk into a restaurant with a gorilla suit on.

3. Don't run down the street singing, "Singing In The Rain" during a hurricane.

4. Thanksgiving is a day of giving thanks. Unless you are a turkey.

That about sums up everything from 13 months before WWII to today...