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cola

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Yabbut... you fuck with my his vacation over there, I'll get D.B. to whack you so hard that anyone that even looks like you will get hurt.
Are you pen-pals with Doggiedooburz now, Walt? I was unaware if he was helping with your next book, due to being unsure if he could actually read. And especially since he said he doesn't like fiction. I'm sure the lady from the gubmint helping him with his PTSD and other Grifter Forms would be surprised too. She said the person described on the forms did not resemble Dooburz, at all, in her finding, and wondered if the name on the forms was somehow incorrect. Or just who could have filled them out so? She said it appeared to her, if it was him, that they were fiction. Dubz commented that it looked to him like he had a 90% chance to get his PTSD awarded. She said she saw it as less than 10%. :sick::poop:
 

Gray Wolf

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Good Morning folks
I may have had live hairy crab.
I forget ,there was alcohol involved
I once had a room mate who was a scoundrel and had something growing on his chin that the doctor diagnosed as Impetigo. He got horny and took the town pump out for relief, as his regular dates stayed at arm's length.

His egregious behavior was justly rewarded a few days later and I learned of it when he came into the kitchen where I was preparing my breakfast and said, " JD, have you ever had crabs?"
 

jokerman

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Good Morning Folks.
I just got some correspondence from a member of the International Electricians Consortium who is in Thailand.
It is his native language, and we are translating it .
Here is the first part for those who can read the language.
ยิปซีที่รัก เรากำลังเพลิดเพลินกับบริษัทของคุณเป็นอย่างมาก แต่คุณอยู่ที่นี่มานานแล้วและดูเหมือนว่าวัชพืชของเรากำลังจะหมดลงแล้ว เราหวังว่าคุณจะมีความสุขกับการเข้าพัก มีปูขนอีกตัว และรอคอยที่จะพบคุณในอีกสองปี
Translation coming soon as my cousin Sal's wife comes into the office.
 

jokerman

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Premium user
Good Morning Folks.
I just got some correspondence from a member of the International Electricians Consortium who is in Thailand.
It is his native language, and we are translating it .
Here is the first part for those who can read the language.
ยิปซีที่รัก เรากำลังเพลิดเพลินกับบริษัทของคุณเป็นอย่างมาก แต่คุณอยู่ที่นี่มานานแล้วและดูเหมือนว่าวัชพืชของเรากำลังจะหมดลงแล้ว เราหวังว่าคุณจะมีความสุขกับการเข้าพัก มีปูขนอีกตัว และรอคอยที่จะพบคุณในอีกสองปี
Translation coming soon as my cousin Sal's wife comes into the office.
first part of the translation so far...
Dear Gypsy.
We are enjoying your company a lot.
But you have been here for a long time and it seems we are running out of weed.
We hope you enjoyed your stay ,have another hairy crab and looking forward to seeing you in two years.

second part coming soon☝️
 

SubGirl

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Good Morning Folks.
I just got some correspondence from a member of the International Electricians Consortium who is in Thailand.
It is his native language, and we are translating it .
Here is the first part for those who can read the language.
ยิปซีที่รัก เรากำลังเพลิดเพลินกับบริษัทของคุณเป็นอย่างมาก แต่คุณอยู่ที่นี่มานานแล้วและดูเหมือนว่าวัชพืชของเรากำลังจะหมดลงแล้ว เราหวังว่าคุณจะมีความสุขกับการเข้าพัก มีปูขนอีกตัว และรอคอยที่จะพบคุณในอีกสองปี
Translation coming soon as my cousin Sal's wife comes into the office.
Wow, 2 years?
 
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