The Original O'l Farts Club.

[jokerman]

There are always a lot of theatrics leading up to the fight to pump up the interest and income, but once in the ring I don't think Tyson's ego would let him take a dive.

I don't know much about his opponent.

I would kick his ass if he got in my way

 

[jokerman]

Good Morning All (OF's):

Wishing each and every one of you, a pleasant morning, wonderful day, and outstanding evening.
I am currently pretty tied up with projects and work, so wanted to start with a daily check in hello.
Today is Friday and right next door to the weekend on Saturday. Will be glad for the break. TGIF!!

See you all tomorrow (again)!

you as well

 

[Unca Walt]

You know, like some take their knitting or a book while in the waiting room, you could bring some bud and do some trimming while waiting.

Here's sumpin' I do that gets folks cheered up in waiting rooms:

I always bring a bundle of all kinds of peacock feathers. They come in an amazing variety of shapes and sizes from looking like scales on a carp to five foot long beauties. I pass them out to everyone there, including the staff.

Ladies, cats, and kids all love them.

The toughest-looking guys smile and accept a feather(s), as well as the busy receptionists. That starts folks talking, like asking where I got them. They are from wild birds who were born in my yard 20+ years ago and just never left.

They shed all their plumage for new stuff once a year. I'll go down to the mailbox and pick up a dozen feathers on the way... then find more on the way back. Since they hang out in my garage, sometimes fluffy feathers everywhere get to be a problem.

 

[jokerman]

Despite all the theories, we have gone through all the ups and downs and still got more than 10X. It is a matter of record that historically real estate has been a good long-term investment and the supply is limited.

Point of fact, the current demand for housing is greater than the existing inventory and it is also becoming uber expensive to build new housing.

Was a wrong time for me to hang up my tool belt.
I thought I was done and had wired enough of Long Island.
Just when I thought I was done ,they pull me back in.
Good morning Kids wittle cold, so far 1 cap and 1 cup

 

[jokerman]

Here's sumpin' I do that gets folks cheered up in waiting rooms:

I always bring a bundle of all kinds of peacock feathers. They come in an amazing variety of shapes and sizes from looking like scales on a carp to five foot long beauties. I pass them out to everyone there, including the staff.

Ladies, cats, and kids all love them.

The toughest-looking guys smile and accept a feather(s), as well as the busy receptionists. That starts folks talking, like asking where I got them. They are from wild birds who were born in my yard 20+ years ago and just never left.

They shed all their plumage for new stuff once a year. I'll go down to the mailbox and pick up a dozen feathers on the way... then find more on the way back. Since they hang out in my garage, sometimes fluffy feathers everywhere get to be a problem.

Outstanding idea Unc
All I ever used peacock feathers for were for those special times with a willing gal in the boudoir

 

[jokerman]

yeah! the old school style where it was a tournament format and they would fight two or three times a night to get to the finals
i always liked don fry myself but there was this russian guy named oleg taktarov who was as hard as nails
thai fighting is kind of cool too


my prediction for the mike tyson fight
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I wonder if it is even legal to own rockem sockem robots anymore because they are too violent and a robot is hurt

 

[Unca Walt]

Outstanding idea Unc
All I ever used peacock feathers for were for those special times with a willing gal in the boudoir

Can you picture a lady with her arms straight down her sides, holding two peacock feathers so that the "eyes" at the end of the feathers are over her eyes, so that she looks like a beautiful naked alien staring at you?

Cannot show you the pic.

 

[jokerman]

mmm,snack time...

early ,musta went to the store

 

[jokerman]

Can you picture a lady with her arms straight down her sides, holding two peacock feathers so that the "eyes" at the end of the feathers are over her eyes, so that she looks like a beautiful naked alien staring at you?

Cannot show you the pic.

Some were curious in the group about you Unca in a sexy boa or a rattle snake thong

 

[Unca Walt]

Bitcoin is backed by the exact same thing as the dollar ya goofs.........imagination.

Here's sumpin' inneresting regarding the mining of bitcoin: It turns out there may well be a trap-door in the mine.

Quantum computers. They ARE coming they are up to 72 q-bits already. What would take IBM Big Iron two hundred years to solve could be solved in one second.

 

[Unca Walt]

Some were curious in the group about you Unca in a sexy boa or a rattle snake thong

Well, it was my first time out since prison...

 

[Unca Walt]

everyone should have a few days provisions stored in their home
water and food are top on the list but also some kind of fuel item like those camp stoves are nice
i think another good thing to have would be wire and nails to build shit, that and duct tape

I agree with ya, @pop_rocks -- except for the "few days provisions". I am old enough (born in 1940!!) to have lived back in a society that absolutely required a family to have a couple of months self-sufficiency, not days. It was just a way of life.

You had ham hanging in the cellar, pole beans strung dried in the attic, salt, water, a real garden, etc.

If you have three days food... what do you do on the fourth day, when it has not been OK (for whatever reason) to go outside on the first three? The twentieth day?

 

[jokerman]

I just call a news journalist interviewing Jim Jorden A bleached blond shrek type loser.
Wonder how long before I get yelled at by youtube

 

[Gray Wolf]

Was a wrong time for me to hang up my tool belt.
I thought I was done and had wired enough of Long Island.
Just when I thought I was done ,they pull me back in.
Good morning Kids wittle cold, so far 1 cap and 1 cup

Eleven years after I retired and closed Innovative Project Management, Inc, I got a request from an aerospace company to design them a walk in size vacuum interlocked inert atmosphere weld chamber for welding large titanium castings, which was one of my specialties before retirement and no one else was building one equal.

I had to start up Graywolf Consulting, LLC and buy liability insurance for the one job but we built two that turned out well, after which I closed the company and retired again.

 

[Littleleaf]

Morning

C mon sun. I've got sht to be done.

14 pages since I posted yesterday morning. A record number of posts but I think ya'll can do better.

Off to make a primary clutch puller. I get the oddest things to work on. Never a boring day....

 

[Gray Wolf]

Good morning brothers and sisters! Hugz all around!

Mostly clear with some sprinkles starting at 39F and predicted to reach 50F.

Still no return call from Courtesy Ford dealership, even after finally leaving a phone message with their GM and leaving him a detailed email detail the problem. I therefore made an appointment with the Ford dealership in Gresham and will send a copy of my email to the Ford corporate customer relations department today.

Also time for another haircut. My hope is that the young lady that cut it last time is still available. She did a really good job.

 

[Yarddog]

Morning gang. Passing through. I’m tired boss. I think I’ll take a nap under a truck today. After lunch.

 

[D. B. Doober]

Hope you all have a wonderful day

They will see if the bleeding is colon cancer on the 25th. Colonoscopy.

 

[Dime]

I think Tyson should just hammer Paul's elbows for a few rounds. Ken Norton did it to Ali and beat him doing that.

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[Dime]

Hope you all have a wonderful day

They will see if the bleeding is colon cancer on the 25th. Colonoscopy.

If the blood is red that's a good sign. Best of luck.