I'll need help getting all the wrinkles out.Time for you guys to measure your SHORTCOMINGS…..I will skip this one….
I was gonna post something about ‘the lengthening’ when I saw the picture of the swing toilet but couldn’t figure out an angle…
Kill it with FIRE...or at least lighter fluid.Quite a few folks putting up lights in their yard last weekend. Some even have their tree up already
Are you measuring correctly?The Japanese make tough trucks.
Ditto, and getting shorter..............
That's cause I post memes like this guy raps:I was gonna post something about ‘the lengthening’ when I saw the picture of the swing toilet but couldn’t figure out an angle…
Tried that on my nuts and now I can hardly walk....Soak them with penetrant and then heat them bleeders up with a propane torch,let it cool repeat,repeat, and go back and forth a bit with a six point socket,then replace the bleeder with a bit of anti seize,I'm from Canada and all we have is rust from the salt.
Brother ,Please be advised ,I have seen this before ,proceed with caution.Found this in the woods at a park last week… View attachment 19098833
No harm in keeping one pussy at home....Morning. Two kittens died yesterday. They just lost weight and died. I wasn’t going to go the vet route. Call me callous but I’m not spending money on two kittens at the vet. I don’t have the time nor the money for that.
The one that’s left is the strongest. I guess the old saying is right.
I’m worried I am going to keep him. Already figured out the litter box, can put it in the laundry room/basement. Since the two doors between laundry and house already have those little cat doors installed from the previous owners.
Little bastard got my heart. Either going to name him Donny , or Skeebo. Going to be a beautiful cat.
Woke up three times with the oldest son last night. He threw up once and apparently was screwing off the next two times. I hate fussing at him like that. No one wants to make their child cry.
I heard this childless person once claim that people want to have kids so they can boss them around with orders. Said they want to be slave owners.
That’s the stoopidest chit I ever heard. I get sick and tired of having to tell my kids what to do all the time. And the little bit that they “help” causes more work anyway.
When I look at my two kids I feel this almost overwhelming feeling of love for them. I know now what my father meant when he told me years ago, a parent would face anything over their child.
That’s a fact.
Obviously, this isn’t one of my better days but outside playing with the boys makes it all go away. Ivan is so loving, but he’s going to hurt me because he’s a freaking bull… I got 18 beans with tails on them and a run out of rapid rooters so I ordered some and we have long tails by the time they get put into the rooters… I certainly tore some ass this afternoon on the telephone asking people if they really think they deserve a paycheck after what they did to me… these idiots want me to go to my GP and get a clearance for anesthesia even though I showed him his approval I’m one of my texts I received they won’t budge… I’ve got to wait another 30 days for these assholes to do their job… I’m more ornery now than Walter Brennan has ever been accused of being…
Ya - any more and you feel like you are in a cat house - herding cats -No harm in keeping one pussy at home....
I think it depends on how we are rated - and by whom - as a whole specific gender - there are oh so many variables - just having a pair of cojones - and the desire to use them - for what they were designed for - helps keep procreation happening - and so humans exist - although with the development of synthetic eugenics programs - that might not always be a the case for the male gender - as it's always been -It's not easy being a guy. Anyone else think we're underrated?
I have Zig and a Sig for protectionBrother ,Please be advised ,I have seen this before ,proceed with caution.
Its The Blair witch project ,Massachusetts chapter.
They have been known to capture unsuspectiong hikers and use them for sexual purpose.
Dont be a statistic.
It's not easy being a guy. Anyone else think we're underrated?