The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Boo]

The holiday drivers are out in force. I just had to educate somebody as to what a yield lane is all about… some people think they can scream down the merge lane and then cut people off. When they see an 8000 pound truck swerve in front of them to stop them from doing that they realize they made a mistake… The idiot followed me for about 5 miles so I pulled over and prepared myself for a heated conversation when he drove by…

 

[Boo]

There is a place in Canada called Dildo

We have a town called intercourse PA…

 

[oldmaninbc]

And Climax

Sounds like the perfect amalgamation, Dildo and Climax

That's what they did in Ontario...Galt, Preston and Hespler, they amalgamated all three into one called Cambridge

 

[SubGirl]

Someone did the work already for dirty names.

 

[oldmaninbc]

We have a town called intercourse PA…

What were the city fathers thinking, they did have awfully large families in those days.

We just had our long weekend and we stayed off the main roads, I don't think a Subaru Impreza looks very menacing.

Good day to you Boo

 

[SubGirl]

I wish I had special powers,
Although when I smoke snocaine ,I believed I could fly.
Not touch the sky or anything like that.

Me too

 

[Putembk]

I wish I had special powers,
Although when I smoke snocaine ,I believed I could fly.
Not touch the sky or anything like that.

After reading this I went to a my older stash to smoke some Snowcaine..... didn't make it though. Opened s jar of Golden Triangle Golddigger x Triangle Kush) It's Good Shit. Pleasantly Stoned. Has a sweet taste.

 

[Putembk]

The holiday drivers are out in force. I just had to educate somebody as to what a yield lane is all about… some people think they can scream down the merge lane and then cut people off. When they see an 8000 pound truck swerve in front of them to stop them from doing that they realize they made a mistake… The idiot followed me for about 5 miles so I pulled over and prepared myself for a heated conversation when he drove by…

I would have stopped.... jumped out of the car ....stormed up ...got nose to your chest and lit a joint....

 

[jokerman]

There is a place in Canada called Dildo

That reminds me when I was 16 I worked at a spot welding factory and met a guy who is still my friend.
But when we were younger I would fill his head full of early jokerman shit and one thing I used to say was my friend thought a dildo was a bone in your forehead.
He is 68 and I think he may believe it.
Its funny if you are stoned

 

[jokerman]

And Climax

That place was in every town I ever got friendly in

 

[jokerman]

We have a town called intercourse PA…

I would think one should use discretion in which part of town to visit .

 

[jokerman]

I would have stopped.... jumped out of the car ....stormed up ...got nose to your chest and lit a joint....

You do know your nose is compromised don't you

 

[Dime]

There is a place in Canada called Dildo

aka 24 Sussex Drive Ottawa

 

[D. B. Doober]

To shower or not to shower... @SubGirl would say soap it up. I don't feel like it. Maybe I can make the water cool like a waterfall in the Caribbean.

 

[jokerman]

To shower or not to shower... @SubGirl would say soap it up. I don't feel like it. Maybe I can make the water cool like a waterfall in the Caribbean.

Take a good shower and wash your nether parts vigorously.
You and the people you meet will be happy

 

[Dime]

That reminds me when I was 16 I worked at a spot welding factory and met a guy who is still my friend.
But when we were younger I would fill his head full of early jokerman shit and one thing I used to say was my friend thought a dildo was a bone in your forehead.
He is 68 and I think he may believe it.
Its funny if you are stoned

Some people are gullible. When I was young we got a guy who couldn't grow facial hair to rub an onion on his chin every night before he went to bed.

 

[SubGirl]

To shower or not to shower... @SubGirl would say soap it up. I don't feel like it. Maybe I can make the water cool like a waterfall in the Caribbean.

I guess I gotta clean reputation around here. But you know me well already. Hot or cold use soap. And soap it up too if it makes you happy

 

[oldmaninbc]

That place was in every town I ever got friendly in

Just be vague we don't need names, you never know who might show up at your door.
I knew I would find you DADDY, the other sextuplets have been waiting a long time to meet you.

Good day to you jokerman

 

[Littleleaf]

Braiding garlic isn't like braiding hair. I'm great at braiding hair but suck at braiding garlic. Oh well it's hanging now. Just need to pull the rest of the garlic and onions.

Pick of the guardian of the patch. @SubGirl

OH it's freaking HOT!!

 

[jokerman]

I have to say I became quite emotional watching this video .
I never made this ,but it made me question my lifelong relationship with chicken cutlets.
Not sure Im ready.