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jokerman

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I stopped at the market and bought hummus, 2 sausages at $1 each, and an orange pepper. I'm going to chop the pepper and enjoy that with hummus, then cook up the 2 sausages in the air fryer. Any idea what to do with the box of linguine? No butter, no tomato sauce here. Need my Cant Believe it's Not Butter spray now that I think about it. Should I skip the pasta? The AC in here is great.
try Aldis if you have one nearby ,tell them you know Al
 

jokerman

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jokerman

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When a man showed up at work an hour late for the second time in a week, his boss called him into her office. She asked “What’s your excuse this time?” He shrugged and said “I overslept.” “Damn it” she yelled, “at least tell me something I haven’t heard before!” He replied, “You’re looking lovely today”
 

oldmaninbc

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I'm in the opposite state currently.
When I was young, I had such a poor body image
that I didn't like to look in the mirror as I was so
very critical over what I then perceived as 'flaws'.

Now, I look at myself; naked even, in the mirror
and think... wow, look at you... and see my accomplishments
and just how well this aging body has held up.

I am thankful every single day and each time I view
this body that I am one of the lower % of folks still
on this Earth.
Every single person in my past whom I'd ever loved
(outside of my very small immediate family) are now DEAD.

So... instead of seeing an aging decrepit body, I give gratitude
instead; that I've lived through all I've put it through so damned well.
I'm still here, still healthy and happy AF to boot :)
I might joke about my age or my physical condition but my 3 best friends of 40-50 years all died in their 60s. How they lived their lives and how they died, I can find meaning in that.

I am truly grateful for what I do have. In 3 months I will be 75, I have lived longer than the specialist told me I would because of the asbestosis I have. My spine has several problems and my clavicle is degenerating, all these problems are diagnosed from moderate to severe.

I won't give into the woe is me, I am tougher than that.

Most of my illness is directly related to my years of employment, if anything does bother me. It's how I came to be so. The wealth creators have little regard for those who fill their pots with gold.

I am happy for you imiubu that you are not weighed down by your life:)
 

oldmaninbc

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I stopped at the market and bought hummus, 2 sausages at $1 each, and an orange pepper. I'm going to chop the pepper and enjoy that with hummus, then cook up the 2 sausages in the air fryer. Any idea what to do with the box of linguine? No butter, no tomato sauce here. Need my Cant Believe it's Not Butter spray now that I think about it. Should I skip the pasta? The AC in here is great.
It sounds like you would be eating plain boiled linguini... not my idea of the best way to serve linguini. It's a thicker pasta and in my mind needs a sauce/veggies
 

oldmaninbc

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What the heck is 'dessert weed'?
Not one to keep up on current jargon/ acronyms
and or slang. I'm always late the the party were
these are concerned and so often use the old
school stuffs or just make up my own haha
I have heard this before but I find it very vague in meaning. There are many different flavored desserts. Or is it just a generalization. Oh well, doesn't change my day one way or another.
 

imiubu

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I stopped at the market and bought hummus, 2 sausages at $1 each, and an orange pepper. I'm going to chop the pepper and enjoy that with hummus, then cook up the 2 sausages in the air fryer. Any idea what to do with the box of linguine? No butter, no tomato sauce here. Need my Cant Believe it's Not Butter spray now that I think about it. Should I skip the pasta? The AC in here is great.
Yes, skip the pasta, hummus, pepper and what ever poison that "can't believe it's not butter" stuff is.
Get some REAL butter, 2 more sausages and a couple of boiled eggs.
That'd be my advise since you ARE asking. :)
 
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