Hope you don't mind calling you BC boy. When I say Old Man everybody looks up.....
The Original O'l Farts Club.
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oldmaninbc
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I am a BC boy... a boy that looks old maybe, as jokerman would say, "just don't call me late for supper"
if jokerman reads this I am so sorry about your cooking idle cutting her finger, that must have been gut wrenching.
they have salt mines in Kansas?
everytime
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, “Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.” The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right.” Saul replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?” The attorney replied, “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”
Ha ha ha.Ahhh, okay.
I've had one of these since the 80's.
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I call it my "happy home maker"
Best thing is... no batteries to fail at
the most in opportune moment haha.
Has interchangeable heads too.
Only maintenance required of me was
to eventually replace the 1940's old cord
and well... sanitizing after use.
An independent woman of the world
is able to take care of herself
Cool thing... it was gifted to me from a friend in '82
who found it in the attic of their old house haha.
Talk about longevity!
@imiubu you are an amazing female. You are smart, very nice to everyone, always happy and it seems you are also a highly evolved soul. I am very glad that I have found a new friend in you. I hope your “happy home maker” lasts another 40 years. 
If it were me I would have twoHa ha ha.
Good save!
oldmaninbc
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Alright 1 load of laundry done clean summer sheets on my freshly made bed, dishes done and one load in the dryer.
I like my new mattress, my last one was getting a divot, not good for a person with spine issues. I bought a foam mattress this time, it contours nice to my body and does not get as hot as a regular mattress.
My postal lady liked it too, it came in a box that had wheels on it.
I like my new mattress, my last one was getting a divot, not good for a person with spine issues. I bought a foam mattress this time, it contours nice to my body and does not get as hot as a regular mattress.
My postal lady liked it too, it came in a box that had wheels on it.
BumSplodgeBrownPants
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I don't know if "shithead" is an insult over the pond, but it makes me chuckle still.
BumSplodgeBrownPants
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You nearly went to the flowery and picked up a nurse, or so I heard.
BumSplodgeBrownPants
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That reminds me of probably my favourite Spike Milligan quote. (Did you get SPike Milligan over the pond?)
After spending 5 days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
After spending 5 days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
dogzter
Drapetomaniac
88 now and getting hotter!
No he cannot it is florida in summer.
You have four already.If it were me I would have two
A derogatory epithet here too!
