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Unca Walt

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not only that , and I am surprised that you the Historian , did not catch my mistake

it was not King Henry , it was King Edward…

and , it was quoted from an old Taj Mahal song
Ah, Grasshopper... brave of you to step into The Realm.

However, I assumed you had taken the full step, and conjoined to enjoy my anagnorisis at recognizing your (alas, missed) ploy of using the famous poon-chasing of Fat Hank as the target of your "supposed" Big Ed.

For you to calamistrate two kings of England together to define pooty-chasing with twist was kewl.

Unfortunately, you were unaware of your own bon mot. (*sigh*)

And now... we come to a song I learned 77 years ago:

In the Tower of London large as life (large as life)
The Ghost of Anne Boleyn walks, I declare.
For once she was King Henry's wife,
Until he had the axeman part her hair. (oh, yes he did!)

With her head tucked underneath her arm,
She walks the Bloody Tower.
With her head tucked underneath her arm,
At the midnight hour.


Along the drafty corridors,
For miles and miles she goes.
She often catches cold there,
For it's cold there when it blows.
And it's awfully awkward for the Queen to have to blow her nose,
With her head tucked underneath her arm!
 

bigsur51

On a mailtrain.
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Ah, Grasshopper... brave of you to step into The Realm.

However, I assumed you had taken the full step, and conjoined to enjoy my anagnorisis at recognizing your (alas, missed) ploy of using the famous poon-chasing of Fat Hank as the target of your "supposed" Big Ed.

For you to calamistrate two kings of England together to define pooty-chasing with twist was kewl.

Unfortunately, you were unaware of your own bon mot. (*sigh*)

And now... we come to a song I learned 77 years ago:

In the Tower of London large as life (large as life)
The Ghost of Anne Boleyn walks, I declare.
For once she was King Henry's wife,
Until he had the axeman part her hair. (oh, yes he did!)

With her head tucked underneath her arm,
She walks the Bloody Tower.
With her head tucked underneath her arm,
At the midnight hour.


Along the drafty corridors,
For miles and miles she goes.
She often catches cold there,
For it's cold there when it blows.
And it's awfully awkward for the Queen to have to blow her nose,
With her head tucked underneath her arm!


grasshopper indeed!

someone once asked me what I thought about poon tang?…..

I told them that they ought to bomb the hell out of it like the Japs did Pearl Harbor!..

their follow-up question was , what do I think of the Civil Rights Bill?

I told them they ought to pay it if they owe it!

I will have to research that song…sounds wonderful!

here is the song I was referring to…or is it too?……or two….or tu?




 

Unca Walt

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420club
grasshopper indeed!

someone once asked me what I thought about poon tang?…..

I told them that they ought to bomb the hell out of it like the Japs did Pearl Harbor!..

their follow-up question was , what do I think of the Civil Rights Bill?

I told them they ought to pay it if they owe it!

I will have to research that song…sounds wonderful!

here is the song I was referring to…or is it too?……or two….or tu?





Yowza. But Big Ed took the pipe for one (and an uugly one at that) honeypot. Big Hank (who likely had the pox due to the references of the running sore on his leg) at least dipped it into eight different sugar bowls. So he makes a better example.
 

SubGirl

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Subbie of the South ,when the magic butter machine and I are one, we must talk over coffee about fungi.
I know nothing. It was only last year I found out mildew wasn't a spice.
We shall. I’m excited to see how you like the MBM. Do you plan to make edibles too? Our daughter makes all kinds of stuff from candy to cake using that thing. I’m very new at it the shroom thing but not scared of them anymore. They are my newest love in fact. Looking forward to our coffee sesh.
 

bigsur51

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see all you Cool Cats in the morning

say goodnight Irene



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jokerman

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We shall. I’m excited to see how you like the MBM. Do you plan to make edibles too? Our daughter makes all kinds of stuff from candy to cake using that thing. I’m very new at it the shroom thing but not scared of them anymore. They are my newest love in fact. Looking forward to our coffee sesh.
me too😊!
 

jokerman

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Premium user
Point of Trivia: It is your fault that I clean my glass pipes every time I use them (which is all the fargin time).

Fortunately, I have devised a sexy system: I use .22 gun cleaning patches, squirty alcohol, and a long, thin blade screwdriver. The screwdriver wraps the wet patch up nicely and I can spin the wad down the tube.

I even clean (dunno why) the hot end.
you dont look like the Unc I know.
Comparing pictures the Unc I know is handsome .
How do I know its you is the question!
Just throw out a general insult so I know its you.
Till then ,I cant give my meatball recipe😊
 

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